It's really not that bad, McGee.
For a spy you're a horrible liar.
Ziva's right. You can hardly notice. But...
But?
I wouldn't let Agent DiNozzo see it if I were you.
Let Agent DiNozzo see what?
(mumbles) Nothing.
Why are you mumbling, McGee?
(mumbles) I'm not mumbling.
Well, you either just said "mimes aren't rumbling" or "I'm not mumbling." And I don't see any mimes. Agent Lee, why is Agent McGee mumbling?
He over-bleached his teeth, Sir. Apparently he fell asleep while wearing his bleaching tray, Sir.
You don't watch Friends, do you? Same thing happened to Ross. You could have learned from our friend's mistake. But you chose to read instead! Let me see the damage.
(mumbles) No.
As team leader, people, I need to be aware of any condition that might affect an agent's ability to perform his or her duties.
And what does having embarrassingly white teeth have to do with performing his duties?
You said it was not that bad!
She lied! Open up your mouth.
(mumbles) No.
Let me see the Chiclets.
(mumbles) No.
Let me see them.
(mumbles) No.
Open your - Gibbs!
What is...?
I have no idea.
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