[he and Gibbs find Tony in the equipment storage closet] Tony, what are you doing in the closet?
[grins sheepishly] Finding myself.
“Page Not Found” · Season 11, Episode 20
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (8), Timothy McGee (6), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Abby Sciuto (1), Ellie Bishop (1), Delilah (1)
[McGee and Tony are undercover as pest control specialists]
LLandlord
Is this about animal control?
We're tracking a man who's selling illegal Mexican chinchillas. They breed with common house rats and their offspring are especially dangerous, violent. [Landlord looks mortified] Did he leave anything behind?
LLandlord
No...no, no...in fact he was the first tenant who actually cleared, left the whole place smelling like bleach.
[looks at Tony] Bleach.
LLandlord
Does that mean somethin'???
Dissolves chinchilla fur.
LLandlord
Ohhhh. You guys...you're not gonna tear up the floor or anything, right?
[awkwardly] Oh...well...you hope not, but...sometimes...I mean...probably not.
LLandlord
I mean, it's not Taj Mahal but no reason to make it worse.
I can't believe she convinced Gibbs to go along with this.
Not an easy task.
You've heard of Amazon?
Yeah, the big one.
[to McGee about a suspect they're tailing] The Magilla Gorilla there? [...] [sighs] We're gonna have to catch that guy. We should've brought the elephant tranquilizer.
PPartridge
I see you were the A student.
More like teacher's pet.
You ever see Tango & Cash?
It involve a conspiracy.
Yes it did, and this is FUBAR.
The punches were real.
SSamson
That's funny. I like you.
Thanks to Jones, we're able to see local ISP access.
And somewhere the head of Leroy Jethro Gibbs explodes.
TTroutman
Are there violent chinchilla babies here, too?
They were here, but we got rid of them.
I know you and Tim are close.
[deadpan] We have showered together.
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