TMTony & McGee
Probie!!
When we call, it usually means you come to us.
At first, "Probie" sounded endearing and cute. Doesn't anymore.
“Bulletproof” · Season 11, Episode 15
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (5), Ellie Bishop (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Timothy McGee (2), Delilah (2), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)
Missing driver, go.
He was a disgusting slob who lived in his truck. I found his dirty clothes, his dirty mattress, and his... dirty, dirty porn. This is all part of the rookie hazing thing, huh?
It's not hazing.
It's part of the job.
[Tony, Bishop and Gibbs are looking at crime scene photos on the computer screen]
But we did learn that in addition to dirt and tight spaces Bishop is also good with heights. [pulls up a picture of Bishop climbing up a ladder, her eyes squeezed shut]
[annoyed] This is more "hazing", I take it.
[matter-of-factly] Nope. It's all part of the job.
Our birth mother officially signed the adoption papers today. All she has to do now is have the kid. And not change her mind.
Oh... for heaven's sake.
I just jinxed it, didn't I?
Ya think?
[Tony grimaces]
[laments] I always do this! I always say too much! [hurriedly knocks on wooden table three times]
[Inside Abby's lab/office]
VHVincent Honeycutt
[looks at Abby uncomfortably] Is there some place else I could wait?
Do you mean there's some place else you could hide? [Honeycutt fidgets in his seat] No. You're gonna sit right there and you're gonna think about what you and your company have done.
Can I ask you a question?
Uh-hmm. Just did.
You were a sniper. How did you do it?
Pulled the trigger.
Right.... [pauses] But, what...what did you think about when you were taking aim?
Smoke checking the target, Bishop.
Right, of course.
Professor X... [with accents] Lieutenant Dan...! Dr. Strangelove!
Ah! How about Logan Cale? Jake Sully!
The old lady from Titanic...
Hey, since you're all here, I would like to thank you for taking out that evil coward bastard Benham Parsa.
[deadpan] You know, that was actually the name on the death certificate.
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