Kate Todd quotes from NCIS

[walks past them] Oh, the hell he is.

[Gibbs enters the isolation chamber without a mask.]

PDr. Pitt

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who the hell are you?

His boss. The bug has a suicide gene. It's dead. It's been dead for over an hour. He's no longer infectious. (whispers to a very ill Tony) Tony, listen to me. Are you listening?

(weakly) I'm listening. I'm listening, Boss.

(whispers) You will not die, you got that? (beat) I said, you will not die.

(whispers) Okay, I got you, Boss.

(whispers) Good. (Gibbs hands Tony his phone.) It's your new cell. I'd get the number changed. Women keep calling for Spanky.

S2 E22 SWAK

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Protection detail's over, Kate.

You did good.

For once DiNozzo's right

Kate

[stands up] Wow, I thought I'd die before I ever heard...

[Suddenly, a single gunshot bullet emerges from nowhere, slicing through the air before hitting Kate in the forehead and she falls to the ground, dead. Her blood sprays onto DiNozzo's face, and Gibbs then begins looking for the shooter)

AHAri Haswari

[on distant rooftop, coldly, looking up from his sniper rifle] Sorry, Caitlin...

[Camera then shows Kate lying on the rooftop, dead, her eyes wide open and a small pool of blood building up behind her. DiNozzo then looks at her for a second before glancing at the warehouse opposite them. Gibbs follows DiNozzo's gaze]

Ari...

S2 E23 Twilight

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[Kate and McGee are waiting for Tony.]

Kate

You know he told all the girls downstairs you're gay, right? He said it would cut down on the competition.

...That bastard!

Kate

Hold on to that feeling, and you're gonna be just fine.

You want to know what he said about you?

Kate

Hmm?

That you tried to sleep with him when you were in Paraguay.

Kate

...I-will-kill-him.

S2 E23 Twilight

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Kate

Why me, Gibbs? Wasn't stopping one bullet enough for you? Why did I have to take two?

I-I don't know.

Kate

You don't know? Come on, Gibbs, what's that famous gut tell you? Why did I die instead of you?

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(Abby is sitting in her lab looking at a picture Kate drew of her. Kate appears in gothic clothing)

Kate

You're a mess, girl. Red eyes, no makeup. If ever there was a time for black lipstick, it's now.

(Abby begins applying lipstick)

Kate

Remember when we first met? I couldn't believe you were a Forensic Scientist! I always thought goths had bats for pets, or vice-versa.

Abby

I really liked you, Kate. A lot.

Kate

Don't start that again. Wear your pigtails, I love you in pigtails!

(Abby pulls her hair back into pigtails)

Kate

That's better. You were persistent, Abs. First the black lipstick, then the black nail-polish. Next thing you know, I have a tat on my bum.

(Abby giggles)

Kate

Oh God... Ducky's gonna see it! I'm dead, and I'm embarrassed!

(Both laugh, Kate's voice fades away, Abby continues laughing.)

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Kate

I'm dead now, Ducky. Shouldn't be. Could have killed Ari right here in autopsy.

Ducky

Why did you hesitate?

Kate

His eyes. There was something in his eyes that made me not want to kill him.

Ducky

His eyes were ice to me.

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Kate

Your mother should have washed your mind out with soap! Gibbs leaves with a woman. And your only thought is: Nooner!

Was not!

Kate

(chuckles) Was too! I've always known what you were thinking, Tony! (pauses when she sees his face) What? What are you up too? (gasps as she sees her outfit) Tony, I just died, and you're having a sexual fantasy?

(exhales erotically) I can't help it!

Kate

(pushes her skirt down as Tony blows it up to see her knickers) DiNozzo!

(admits his feelings) Sometimes I used to picture you naked!

Kate

(screams)

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