Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 8
“Overdrawn at the Memory Bank” · Season 8
In this episode: Tom Servo (29), Crow T. Robot (27), Mike Nelson (25), Fingal (12), Apollonia (4), Rick (3), Pearl Forrester (1), Bobo (1)
[In the simulated bar "The Place", Fingal talks to bar-owner Rick.]
What're you gonna do?
I don't know. But I've got to get the hell out of here. NoviCorp isn't helping! So I guess I'm going to have to push my own buttons for a change.
Ah, you've been doing enough of that, mister!
[Fingal is trying to write a computer program while in the computer.]
What is your access code?
Where do you want to go today? All over this movie, that's where I want to go.
Invalid access. Quit or retry?
I'll take "Quit" for 25, Alex.
[Fingal's mainframe tampering produces a snowfall inside the simulated NoviCorp building.]
The chairman's got really bad dandruff.
This is how much pure cocaine you would need to enjoy this movie.
. . .
I'm not making this up!
I'm not cleaning it up either!
So this is public television, huh? Suddenly I feel like beating the crap out of Fred Rogers.
[Apollonia is trying to convince Fingal that he shouldn't stay a dopple]
Dopples don't dance, they don't make love...
They're Lutherans!
[During another simulation, Fingal has been sent to the Garden of Eden.]
[singing to the background music] You can't always get what you want...
. . .
[Two tablets fall from the sky, and Fingal catches them.]
Here's some more commandments I forgot.
Shut up, Fat Man!
You... you anteater!
[As the Fat Man leaves]
To Wendy's!
[Fingal has successfully been allowed to redistribute finance.]
Genius. Pure Genius.
...couldn't save this film.
. . .
[At the Fat Man's office, cards begin flying out of nowhere.]
I'm farting Monopoly cards!
Well, they're all getting credits where credits are due. [chuckles] Sorry.
[In the final confrontation scene, Fat Man pulls out a gun.]
Draw... me some butter!
People with pacemakers, do not watch Raul Julia here.
[Fingal's identicube has destructed. Both Fingal and Rick are flying through a portal.]
Vertigo to hell.
. . .
You kidding? We'll have an electron sex party right now!
. . .
[Sim-Fingal flies by, arms open.]
I love you this much!
[Sim-Rick flies by, his hands in his pockets.]
I don't care for you!
[Fingal (played by Raul Julia) finally awakes in his own body. Apollonia practically lies on him in a serious lip-lock.]
Eating Raul!
[Fingal (now Rick) is sending the chairman to rehab. Appalonia suggests "doppling" him into Daisy, the baboon Fingal was originally "doppled" as.]
Daisy's too good for the bastard. He's going on as an anteater!
Lay off the anteaters! Come on!
Man!
[Fingal and Apollonia go into yet another lip-lock in this PBS TV movie.]
Oh, and I guess "PBS" means "Public Boinking System", huh?
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