[A medico and teacher stop restless little Desirée from playing with Fingal's exposed brain, while Marco looks for more mischief.]
Is it "Children of the Damned Day" at the brain institute here?
“Overdrawn at the Memory Bank” · Season 8
In this episode: Tom Servo (29), Crow T. Robot (27), Mike Nelson (25), Fingal (12), Apollonia (4), Rick (3), Pearl Forrester (1), Bobo (1)
[Fingal's sleeping body is silhouetted against his identicube.]
CCrow
Doctor Who... the hell cares!
You know, isn't it weird how life imitates art, and I'm, like, sleeping right now, too?
[Fingal has been "doppled" into a baboon.]
At least I'm not an anteater.
This movie just hates anteaters!
. . .
This cost me every credit I have?
He's gonna start flinging it any minute now!
. . .
MAMike [as Fingal]
I'm as clumsy as a stupid, repulsive anteater!
[The "doppled" Fingal is looking at a giraffe.]
What happened to him? He looks drunk to me!
CACrow [as giraffe]
I'm on medication, okay?
[An overhead shot of workers running around Nirvana Village trying to intercept a unauthorized communication.]
SAServo [as Worker]
Embassy Suites is having a free brunch! Woo!
[Fingal's identicube begins flahing red.]
CCrow
Must be Christmas on the Borg ship.
[singing] See you on the dark side of Raul...
You know, I hope nobody ever scrolls up this cinema.
[Fingal is talking to Pierre, a Peter Lorre lookalike.]
It's Asian Pee-Wee.
. . .
CCrow
Who's he trying to do? Jimmy Stewart? Uh, James Cagney. No, no, no, wait... John Kenneth Gaulbraith. No, no, no, Ram Jazz. Uh, Terry "Hulk" Hogan, maybe...
PPierre
Everybody goes to The Place.
SAServo [as Co-worker]
You know, when they have to go...
[On the name of "The Place"]
Formerly "That Other Place".
Yeah, they hired a huge consulting firm for millions of bucks, and this was the name they thought up.
. . .
Formerly "The Locale".
. . .
Formerly "The Site".
. . .
CCrow
It's changed ownership. Now it's a gentleman's club.
[During another one of Pearl's pledge breaks, Pearl has shown a clip of her signing a duet with Brain Guy.]
Hey, I can sing, too! [singing off-key] And now you find yourself in '82-- [Pearl kicks him in the groin.]
[The Fat Man enters "The Place" and sits down.]
MAMike [as the Fat Man]
All I can eat? The joke's on them!
[While stuck inside the NoviCorp computer, Fingal is told to go about his normal data processing routines.]
I can't take this anymore... I'm so bored!
[Mike and the bots all look around]
OK, which one of us said that?
CCrow
I felt it, I don't...
. . .
Listen! We're nothing more than a byte in a giant computer!
MCMike, Crow, Servo [as co-workers]
[dully] I'm okay with that.
. . .
[Fingal holds up a bunch of cards and they turn into flowers.]
CACrow [as co-worker]
My coffee coupon!
...
If I'm in charge of what happens to me in here. I'm not going to go on being a zombie like all those zombies at work.
CCrow
I'll be a better zombie!
[During a rather adult scene]
Man, kids are tuning in to watch "Barney"...
[Inside Fingal's virtual world, sim-Apollonia argues with Fingal about his "romance" with a simulated co-worker.]
If this one-handed exercise is all you can think of to do with your life...
CCrow
Whoa!
...you're a very little man, and I'm very disappointed in you!
Is this still the Officially Sanctioned Boring Part?
. . .
It's a good thing we don't have to like each other, isn't it? Because you're definitely not my kind of woman!
[Apollonia slaps him.]
CACrow [as Fingal]
Well, now you are, actually.
. . .
Fingal... I want to do the right thing... I'm just not sure what that is...
Well, slapping him seemed like a good start!
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