“Jack Frost” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“Jack Frost” · Season 8

In this episode: Crow T. Robot (20), Tom Servo (15), Mike Nelson (14), Ivan (6), Nastenka (3), Stepmother (3), Gypsy (2), Pearl Forrester (1)

[Marfushka confronts Grandfather Frost while lost in the woods]

MMarfushka

Bring on my fiancé, and give me a dowry; a great big dowry... [shoves Frost to the ground] ...and make it quick!

CCrow

[as Marfushka] You stuttering frosted freak!

FFrost

H-help!

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[the bandits' cudgels Ivan threw into the air earlier in the movie come back down and hit the bandits on the head, as one of them lets out a genuinely pained groan after getting hit]

CCrow

Ooh! This isn't funny; he actually got hurt, Mike.

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