[Joel is reading a letter from a young viewer who tells them that his mother is making him write "I will not call my mom a dickweed"]
[reading] Before I start this auspicious task, I must ask in the interest of justice... is dickweed a swear word?
[at the same time] No/Yes! ...Yes/No? No... no.
Nope; dickweed isn't a swear word. it's clean. You're cool. You can stop writing, "I will not call my mom a dickweed."
[Gypsy suddenly slithers past Joel and Servo, screaming loudly. Crow then enters brandishing a knife]
Where'd she go man, where'd she go?!
Crow, put that knife away, you're scaring Gypsy!
I did it for you, Eddie!
Oh great, he's on moon mode again...
That's right: I'm gonna moon you man, I'm gonna moon you!
That's gonna be tough because you really don't have a hinder to speak of.
That's it, That's it! [Crow then "stabs" Servo who collapses on the table]
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