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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Joel, All and others in “Hercules Against the Moon Men”

[Joel and the bots sing an ode to pants]

Joel

What keeps our legs all warm and hot?

AAll

Pants!

CCrow

What prevents a buffalo shot?

AAll

Pants!

Tom

What do they got that I ain't got?

Joel and Crow: ...Pants.

Tom

Well, you can say that again... Huh?

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