Merlin quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

3 quotes

Merlin

Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes

In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Mike Nelson (3)

Scenes with Merlin 3

[Merlin's wife Zurella orders him to retrieve the evil cymbal-monkey toy.]

MMerlin

Don't I get a kiss?

ZZurella

You'll get a lot more than that if you don't get out there and find that thing! Now, go!

So, she threatened him with sex?

[Merlin is giving Cooper sage advice.]

MMerlin

Heed my words....

MAMike [as Merlin]

...munch my shorts....

[Merlin is practically purring to Madeline.]

MMerlin

Ohh, Mrs. Cooper...

MAMike [as Merlin]

...you fine!