Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotesCCooper
[snidely] Allow me to introduce myself.
SAServo [as Cooper]
I'm Bob Jackass.
In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (2)
Scenes with Cooper 3
[Cooper is "reviewing" Merlin's shop.]
CCooper
Do you know who I am? I am the supreme being!
Clapton?
CCooper
I chew places like this up and spit them into the toilet.
[laughs] Why?
[Cooper is grinning at Merlin's expense.]
CCooper
You really think you are Merlin, don't you?
CACrow [as Cooper]
My cheek-lines disagree.
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