Akio quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[Akio reaches up and finds his head has been shaved]

AAkio

Hey, what happened to my hair?

Tom

The space aliens did it, they're cannibals!

Joel

They ate my hair?

[this particular joke was improvised by Josh's Servo in the original KTMA episode]

S3 Gamera vs. Guiron

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[after Gyaos's leg is cut off by his own beam attack]

Servo

He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

CCrow

That's a lame joke.

Servo

They can call him Ilene now.

Joel

He's hopping mad.

CCrow

Went out on a limb for that one.

Tom

Looks like it's trying to run away.

AAkio

I don't think so. It's trying to attack from behind.

Servo

Maybe the kids should help him. Give him a leg up.

S3 Gamera vs. Guiron

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AAkio

[as he and Tom meet the two space-girls] Please tell me, what star are we on?

JAJoel [as Akio]

What's the drinking age?

Servo

[whispering] It's a planet.

Tom

How far are we from the Earth?

SGSpace Girl

We call this star, Terra...

Servo

[whispering] It's a planet!

SGSpace Girl

It's on the opposite side of the Earth where you are living. Exactly like the Earth with the sun between, same size and moving like the Earth.

AAkio

So you mean to tell us that it's like a twin star, then?

Servo

[getting annoyed] It's a PLANET.

Tom

I wondered if there was such a star.

Servo

It's a PLANET!!!

S3 Gamera vs. Guiron

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