Capt. Devers quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

CDCapt. Devers

Whoever did this knew his way around spaceships.

CJCmdr. Jansen

I agree.

MAMike [as Jensen]

I don't know if this helps, but ho ho ho.

S8 Space Mutiny

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[The Sting-like Capt. Devers enters the main control room]

SAServo [as Devers]

[singing] De do do do, de da da da, is all I want to say to you...

[Devers passes Lt. Lamont, who was just killed in the previous scene]

Mike

Hey, wait, she's dead!

Servo

Yeah, she's dead!

Mike

She died!

[Devers sits down with Cmdr. Jansen]

CDCapt. Devers

Commander Jansen?

CACrow [as Devers]

I think it was very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance.

. . .

[Jansen and Devers discuss the report on the space pirates]

CJCmdr. Jansen

I think they want to drive us into the neighboring constellation.

CDCapt. Devers

Helveca?

MAMike [as Devers]

Oh, I love that font!

. . .

CJCmdr. Jansen

It's very perilous for everyone on board...we do not make wild accusations...so we keep this Top Classified Secret.

SAServo [as Cmdr. Jansen]

Top Super-Duper Maxi-Extreme Ultra Secret.

. . .

[Devers again walks past the formerly-deceased lieutenant]

MAMike [as Devers]

'Kay, look alive, everybod-- oh...sorry, Susan.

S8 Space Mutiny

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DCaptain Devers

[referring to another character] Sir, we both know there's only one man here who's capable of combat. A man who's had training, both physically and mentally.

CJCommander Jansen

Alright.

CACrow [as Jansen]

Fetch me my warrior muumuu.

S8 Space Mutiny

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[Lea can't bear to watch the events unfolding in the engine room]

LLea

I'm leaving.

CDCapt. Devers

Lea?

MAMike [as Devers]

You wanna get me some coffee?

CDCapt. Devers

Lea!

MAMike [as Devers]

Get me some coffee!

S8 Space Mutiny

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