Hamlet quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

My prince…

… are back from Fotomat.

I never gave you aught.

Tscha!

My honored prince… you know right well you did.

Right well did not!

To be or not to be...

Mike

The literary equivalent of "Da-da-da-dunnn!"

That is the question.

I'll take "to be" for 50, Alex.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...

Servo

Starring Shelly Long and Bette Midler!

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?

Mike

Ow, my shin's right on the edge of a stair.

To die: to sleep.

Yeah, that's what we're doing right now, Bub.

No more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the tousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to...

Mike

Ok, we need a predicate, now.

...'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.

Especially with Ophelia, man! [snickers]

Mike

Oh, you...

To die, to sleep.

Servo

To SLEEP!

Mike

Whoa, that's an old chesnut.

To sleep...

Servo

To SLEEEEEP

Perchance to dream...

Servo

The impossible DREAM?

Aye, there's the rub.

Mike

I knew I had some rub left...

...When he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin?

Heh, he said "bare bodkin," hehe.

Who would fardels bear...

Mike'

Ha, fardels...

And makes us rather bear those ills we have than fly to others--

Servo

SUM UP!

--that we know not of?

Mike

So I'm a chicken for not stabbing myself--that's all you needed to say!

Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool!

Oh, right, it's my fault you killed me.

Forty thousand brothers could not, with all their quantity of love, make up my sum.

Fifty thousand, maybe.

Give us the foils.

We shall some potatoes bake.