[concluding her story] And that's how Equestria was made!
Wha? Huh?
Maybe on the way home, I can tell you how I got my cutie mark. It's a gem.
Oh c'mon, she's just being Pinkie Pie.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Spike is sleeping in a punch bowl]
Aww! he's worked himself to the bone!
And now the punch has been... Spiked!
Uhh, hi there. I'm Spike. I'm sure Twilight has told you all about me.
OOwlowiscious
Hooo.
Uhh Spike. You know, assistant number one?
OOwlowiscious
Hooo?
I'm Spike! And who are you? What are you?
OOwlowisciouss
Hooo!
Who?
OOwlowiscious
Hooo!
I thought your name was Owlowiscious?
OOwlowiscious
Hooo?
Ok, Who, Owlowiscious, whatever! I'm Spike, OK? Look, all you need to know is that I'm #1, and you're #2. Got it?
OOwlowiscious
Hooo?
So, man of mystery, huh? I'm keepin' my eye on you! [walks away looking backwards] I've got eyes in the back of my head too you know! [crashes into the door] Uhh, well, not really. You know what I mean!
[angrily] I seen a dragon lie!
Spike! I don't know what upsets me more -- that you deliberately tried to set up Owlowiscious, or that you actually thought this pathetic attempt would work! You've let your jealousy get the best of you, Spike! I am truly disappointed! This is NOT the Spike I know and love!!
[She marches out the door as Owlowicious watches him]
Spike: [teary-eyed] She... She doesn't love me anymore...
[Pinkie is trying to interrogate Spike on why her friends won't go to her party]
Confess?
Confess!
[hesitant] I'm the one who poured juice all over Twilight's copy of "Magical Mysteries and Practical Potions"!
And?
[hesitant] I was the one who used up all the hot water in Ponyville taking a seven hour bubble bath!
And?
And sometimes... when no one's around... I do this! [drags over a mirror, starts flexing his muscles] Lookin' good Spike! Lookin' real good!
[annoyed and irritated] No, no, no, NO!
[Pinkie has turned inanimate objects into "guests" for a party none of the other ponies are attending]
Thank you all so much for coming. It means so much to Gummy. [as Mr. Turnip, a bucket of turnips] "Could I have some more punch?" Of course you can have some more punch, Mr. Turnip. [twitches, as Rocky, a pile of rocks] "This is one great party. You've really outdone yourself!" Why thank you, Rocky. [as Sir Lints-a-Lot, a bit of sofa lint] "I'm having a delightful time as well." I'm so glad, Sir Lints-a-Lot. [twitches again, as Madame LeFlour, a bag of flour] "Might I trouble you for another slice of cake?" Anything for you, Madame LeFlour. [as Rocky] "I'm just glad none of them ponies showed up!" Oh, they're not so bad... [goes into a psychotic cross-eyed expression]
RRocky
[moving on its own in delusion] "Not so bad"? Puh-leeze! They're a buncha' losers!
Oh come on now. "Losers" might be a bit strong, don't you think?
LLSir Lints-a-Lot
After the way they treated you, I'd say "losers" isn't strong enough.
It was pretty rude...
MLMadame LaFlour
"Pretty rude?!" It was downright... despicable!
It was, wasn't it?!
TMr. Turnip
If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.
You know what? I'm not going to speak to them ever again, and I'm not going to invite them to another party for as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties; not after the way they've been acting...
[as Rainbow Dash is trying to convince her to leave her house] I'm most certainly not leaving. I'm having a wonderful time right here.
You should really just come with me.
[as Rocky] You heard the lady! She ain't goin' nowhere, chump!
Who are you calling a chump, chump?! [knocks Rocky over with a noose-boop] Ugh, that's it, party's over.
RRainbow
You'd think she'd be excited...?
Excited?! EXCITED?! Why would I be excited to attend my own farewell party?!
[confused] "Farewell party"?
Yes! You don't like me anymore so you decided to kick me out of the group, and throw a great, big party to celebrate! A "Farewell of Pinkie Pie" party!
Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugar cube?
Why? Why?! WHY?! Because you've been LYING to me and avoiding me all day! THAT'S WHY!
RRainbow
Uh, yeah. Because we wanted your party to be a surprise.
We've been planning this party for such a long time, we had to make excuses for why we couldn't attend Gummy's party so that we could have everything ready for yours.
If this is a farewell party, why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say: "Happy birthday, Pinkie Pie"?!
[Pinkie takes a closer look at all of the decorations and realizes everything]
[hair poofs back to inflated mode] Because it's my birthday!! Oh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?!? And you like me so much, you decided to throw me a surprise party!
That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling.
You girls are the best friends ever! How could I have ever doubted you?
It's okay, Pinkie Pie. It could have happened to any of us.
RRainbow
I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips.
Huh?
Rainbow: You don't wanna know.
Come on, you guys! Let me in!
[heading for the door] Sure thing, Spike.
[gets in her way] Heavens no! We're getting dressed!
"Dressed"? Uh, beg pardon Rarity, but, uh, we don't normally wear clothes.
I'll catch you yet, my pretties. Oh yes, as soon as one of you little birds, or monkeys, or bears touches this net, you'll be mine! MINE!!! [laughs evilly, but then trips and falls into the net]
Well, it can't get any worse...
[Fluttershy suddenly bursts through the door. A large number of animals from outside start rushing in]
[agitated and livid] You're... going to LOVE ME!!
[All the other ponies start to flee, while Twilight is dumbfounded by the scene]
[whispers] Run.
Part 1
This creature is called a Draconequus; he has the head of a pony and a body of all sorts of other things. What do you suppose it represents?
Confusion!
Evil!
Chaos!
It's not chaos, you dodo!
Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos.
Is not!
You're both wrong!
Princess Celestia, you can count on-
[interrupts] Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys! Chocolate, rain!
[Discord, a animal mixed-up dragon, appears before the Mane 6 after taking their wings and horns away]
You should see the looks on your faces! Priceless!
Give us our wings and horns back!
You'll get them back in good time. I simply took them to ensure there's no cheating. You see, this is the first rule of our game: No flying and no magic.
The first rule?
The second rule is everypony has to play or the game is over and I win. Good luck, everypony! [disappears]
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