My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic · Season 1
"Ghosts, Goblins, and Ghoulish Figures"? Good heavens, girls, what do you need a book like this for?
You'll see, thanks Twilight! We'll give it back as soon as we're done with it.
What do you think they're up to?
I have no idea, and I don't know if I should be excited or scared to find out.
Heavens to betsy! Now, I'm used to pickin' myself up and dustin' myself off, but Rarity won't even touch mud 'less it's imported.
[after Rover inadvertently calls her a mule] Did- did you just call me a mule?
Uh...
Mules are ugly. Are you saying I too am ugly? [starts bawling]
What's this noise?
[crying] He called me ugly!!! [Spot flashes an angry glare towards Rover]
No! Mule; I said 'mule'.
An old, ugly mule! And it's true! Just look at me! I- I used to be beautiful, but now-!
No, you're still beautiful pon- er, Miss Rarity.
[sobbing] You're just saying that!
No! You're still pretty-
And nice!
I don't believe you!! You never liked me!!! [continues crying even harder]
I must say the working conditions in here are simply dreadful. Musty and damp, it's going to wreak havoc on my mane. And this air is stifling, suffocating. And when I try to take a deep breath, the stench of all you dogs makes me nauseated. You look and smell like if you haven't bathed in weeks. Have you never heard of soap? You could all do with a good round of soap and water. water, I'm terribly thirsty. Could I please have some water?
Good gracious, I can't take this anymore. BE QUIET, PONY!
And that's another thing. I would appreciate if you stopped calling me "pony". I am a lady and I wish to be addressed as such. So you may call me "Miss" or "Rarity" or "Miss Rarity".
ENOUGH! Your whining - i-i-it hurts!
"Whining"? I am not "whining". I am complaining. Do you want to hear "whining"? [starts whining] This is whining! Oooh, this harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it?! Oh, it hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first?! It's gonna leave a stain, and the wagon's getting heavy! Why do I have to pull it?!
Aaah! Make it stop!
Stop whining!
[whining] But I thought you wanted whining!
Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean that I cannot handle myself in a sticky situation. I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time.
I can't wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught me today.
Me? What did I teach you?
Just because some pony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all.
Flüttershy, it is time to make... de magics!
I'm gonna tell you two a secret. But you have to promise not to tell anyone.
Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
[Pinkie and Twilight lean in to listen]
Closer... closer...
[They lean in closer]
[Confessing tone] I have a crush on Rarity!
[gasps] We won't say a word!
Gimme a break, everypony already knows how you-
Twilight! You promised Spike you wouldn't say anything. He trusts you; and losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend forever!
But..
[Pinkie pops up behind her]
Forever!
[explaining a plan to Pinkie] On her own, Fluttershy could never do something unattractive, but if I use my magic to make her do something unattractive, Photo Finish wouldn't want her to model anymore, then Rarity wouldn't be so jealous; and I'll no longer have to keep both of their secrets! You have to promise not to tell anyone. Please?
[Without speaking, Pinkie draws her hoof over her mouth, twists it, paws at the floor, waves her hoof over the area she just pawed, draws a triangle shape in midair, and takes a step forward.]
[confused] ...So, you do promise, or you don't promise?
Uh, yes! [repeating the motions] Obviously, that's why I zipped my mouth closed, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, built a house on top of the hole where I buried the key, and moved into the house built on top of the hole!
[deadpan] ...Obviously.
When we get to Appleloosa, do you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?
What tree? You mean Bloomberg?
[sarcastically] No, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!
What's going on?
Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!
I do not think she's a tree! I was just-
Did you say she was a tree?
No! Well, yes. But not exactly-
You know she's not a tree, right?
She's not a tree, Dashie!
[softly] I'd like to be a tree!
Oh, for Pete's sake! [storms off]
Well, that was kind of huffy!
Huffy the Magic Dragon!
But, Braeburn, we–
And here's the most wonderful sight in all of Aaa-pleloosa! Our apple orchard!
Braeburn!
First harvest should be any day now.
Braebu–
Good thing too!
Brae–
'cause we need that grub to live on.
[yelling] BRAEBURN!!!
Uh, yes, cuz?
I'm late! For a very important date!
You have no idea what the Princess is gonna do when she finds out you're the one who took her pet, do you?!
Do you?
Well, no. But it can't be anything good! She might banish you from Equestria, or throw you in a dungeon. Or banish you and then throw you in a dungeon in the place that she banishes you to!
A phoenix is a majestic, magical bird. While it appears healthy and happy most of the time, every so often, it must renew itself by shedding all of its feathers and bursting into flames. Rather melodramatic, if you ask me...
We can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville...
Applejack!
Rarity!
No, you guys. I said "cool". You know what I'm talking about. She's fast. She's tough. She's not afraid of anything.
Pinkie Pie?
No! The greatest flier to ever come out of Cloudsdale.
Fluttershy?
No! Rainbow Dash!
A rock?! That's my destiny?! What is your problem, horn?! I followed you all the way out here for a rock?! [grunts] Dumb rock!
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