My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic · Season 1
Did I forget to mention the molt smell attracts predators?
That's something that would've been quite nice to know! But it's not worth discussing right now! We should go!
If my stone scales didn't itch so much and we weren't in immediate danger, this would be [chuckles] really embarrassing!
Did I just sprout wings? I just sprouted wings!
I know that the molt produced surprising things. But I'm glad that the last was a new pair of wings!
[loudly] Yes! And also, I'm glad you've got wings!
I don't need to carry you anymore, do I? You have wings.
They are new, and I don't want to overdo it.
[groans] That class was sooo boring!
Not even Miss Cheerilee can make the history of radishes exciting.
I know you're upset that I won't let you come to my school, but to teach Cozy all the wrong things out of spite? That's just cruel.
But we taught her all the right things!
Then how do you explain these friendship test answers? [reading] "What are the six Elements of Harmony?" Five turtlenecks and a cheese grater? "Who is the Princess of Friendship?" Your mom?
And I thought our school was fun!
Yeah! Miss Cheerilee never lets us play buck ball in class. I know. I've tried.
Apple Bloom! You know better than to leave our good tools out like that! And aren't you supposed to be on harvest duty right now?
Eh, it's not like the apples are going anywhere.
Please can I go to Twilight's school?!
[screams, sighs, sighs again]
Please? Please?!
I'm going to call you "Repeatie Belle"!
I never told that story to my students before. Scootaloo!
[laughs nervously] Never met her.
I'm Cozy Glow. It's very nice to meet you, but I don't know if I'll stay long. I'll probably flunk out. I'm having so much trouble with my friendship lessons.
[gasps]
We can help with those!
We know all about friendship!
And studying with you would be almost as good as being in class!
Welcome! Can I get you a comfort pillow? Security blanket? Empathy cocoa?
Uh, I just need some advice.
Oh! Well, I have plenty of that! Anecdotes, insight, midnight confessions... I'm babbling.
[sighs] I still don't get how Cozy failed her test after all that studying.
Or how Twilight could blame us for it!
Or how gum can be so sticky!
They're honorary diplomas, making y'all official graduates of this here school.
You've more than earned them.
Without even having to study!
[chanting] We are graduates! We are graduates! We are graduates!
I'll help you set up your—
Princess Twilight, thanks so much for this!
Yes, I know! We have been planning this for quite some time. [laughing evilly] Oh, thank you, Applejack. My spell can create a copy of anypony I desire. All I need is an image and a piece of the pony. [sniffs] Oh, and this. [magic zap] Why copies, Rarity? Because Princess Twilight and her friends controll the Elements of Harmony, the most powerful weapon in all of Equestria. [magic zap] Which means you - will - be - able - to - use - them - too! [magic zap] And serve me! [magic zap] Together, we will destroy Twilight Sparkle and her meddlesome friends! [magic zap] Of course I haven't forgotten Starlight Glimmer! She stole my hive. Turned my subjects against me! So I'll take her friends away while she watches! And then, I'll destroy her! [maniacal laughter and magic zap] With the Elements under my control, I'll build a new hive of Earth ponies, unicorns and Pegasi, and I will rule as Queen once again!
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