She takes pie-baking seriously! Why'd I even try?! I bet she thought I... I was making fun of her!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Excuse me! Pipsqueak? Mind answering a few questions? No? Late for something? Are you Sweetie Belle's secret admirer?!
[to Button Mash] Excuse me! I'm doing a research survey about sending pie in the mail anonymously. Would you say you're pro-that or anti-that?
[to Snips and Snails] Happy Hearts and Hooves Day! Did you boys happen to send any packages to me recently? It's okay to say no! I won't be offended! [whispering] Please say no, please say no, please say no.
Wow. You're really going all out to cheer up Big Mac. I'm impressed.
Yes, yes, I'm amazing.
She used to do this thing where her-her nose would wrinkle when she laughed. Right there, in that hole where your nose used to be. I never told her how much I loved wrinkle-nose cutie-face... [wailing] and now I never will!
This is why I don't like talking! Words can hurt! Words hurt! Goodbye, Sugar Belle!
I can't stand having a secret admirer who's too scared to tell me who he is!
Maybe he doesn't like talking!
But that doesn't make any sense!
Maybe he used to talk too much, and it only ever got him into trouble!
Even though I'm hurting, I wouldn't trade this feeling for anything. Because it'd mean giving up the good times we had, too. I only broke up with you because you were gonna break up with me. I respect your decision, and you should know you'll always be in my heart.
I didn't want to break up with you.
[giggles, snorts]
Hee-hee. Wrinkle-nose cutie-face.
It's funny. I've been sitting here feeling sorry for myself for not having a special pony on Hearts and Hooves Day. But remembering all the fun we had, I think I have two special ponies – my two best friends.
Seriously?! Discord, come on! I can't believe you!
Who do you think broke Sugar Belle's wagon wheel?
It's a stone scale. It isn't magical or anything like the call of the Dragon Lord. It's just... red. And itchy. [groans] And embarrassing.
Ooh, precious pants, that does look uncomfortable. But even I get the odd blemish from time to time. It's nothing to be embarrassed by. You could pay Zecora a visit. She makes a cream that works wonders. Just don't get the shampoo.
I used to get terrible breakouts any time I had a final exam with Celestia. Who probably never had a blemish her whole life.
[to Spike] If you're trying to hide, you need to do a better job. All I had to do was follow the smoke.
[strained voice] Leave me alone...
What?
[strained] Leave... me... alone...
I can't under-- Was that "sleeves made of foam"?
[strained] I said leave [voice turns loud again] ME ALONE!
[He belches and blasts out flames, burning some brushes and mops to ashes and forcing Smolder to fly up to the ceiling]
[laughs] Wow! I have seen some pretty bad molts in my time, but yours takes the cake!
Molts?
The molt. Super painful stone scales, fire burps, uncontrollable volume shifts - it's all part of growing up dragon. Congrats! [slaps him on the back, making him groan in pain] Oh, sorry.
That molt stench is a magnet for predators. Tatzlwurms, hydras, rocs...
Dragons are scared of rocks?
R-O-C-S. Rocs. Humongous birds of prey that can snack on a molting dragon like candy!
[strained] So Twilight's kicking me out, and the only creatures who don't find me disgusting want to eat me?
Seriously, I heard none of that.
[loudly] TWILIGHT'S KICKING ME OUT, AND THE ONLY CREATURES WHO DON'T FIND ME DISGUSTING WANT TO EAT ME?!
Congrats!
[in the roc's talons] This isn't the first time I've been in the clutches of a horrible giant creature, [sobbing] but it doesn't get any easier!
Sorry, you'll have to speak up. My ears are a little bit clogged or something.
The feathers of that bird can affect ponies' ears. It's a magic ailment I've treated for years.
[loudly] I only know you're talking 'cause your mouth is going up and down.
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