My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic · Season 1
Big Mac, you've got some 'splainin' to do! Turkey call?
Eeyup.
Trash your voice?
Eeyup.
Zecora remedy?
Eeyup.
Not quick enough?
Nope.
Needed a deep voice?
Eeyup.
Poison joke?
Eeyup.
Flutterguy?
Eeyup.
Better now?
Eeyup.
And that shy filly was livin' her dream in the shadows because she couldn't bring herself to come into the spotlight?
Eeyup.
I just hope no one sees us!
'Cause we're tryin' to keep Twilight Time a secret now?
Or because we look ridiculous?
A little of both actually.
But these cheers should be quiet cheers. We don't want to startle them. They need to be able to concentrate. Why don't we try it? You can do it, Breezies!
YOU CAN DO IT, BREEZIES!!!!!
Oh, my.
Heh, sorry, Fluttershy. I had no idea how hard it was to do a cheer quietly.
Oh, it's okay. Quiet doesn't come naturally for everypony. Let's try it again.
You can do it, Breezies!!!
Perhaps just a little bit quieter.
You can do it, Breezies.
Just a little quieter.
You can do it, Breezies.
PERFECT!!! I mean... yay.
[tirade of indignation]
Uh... what did he say?
I'd... rather not say.
I'm working on a bee-type dance and was hoping you could help me? Does this bring to mind any images for you? Perhaps a bee?
So, uh, I've always kinda wondered what it would be like to be a griffon.
Not a chance.
You sure? What about a dragon? No? It doesn't have to shoot fire!
Where are the pies!?
They're not back here.
This is all your fault. You think you always got to be in charge!
[groans] You're lucky, you know? You've got no idea what it's like to have a sister constantly looking over your shoulder!
Uh, actually...
[A spider crawls on a rock in front of Maud]
These spiders only live in Ponyville, and even though they may look a teeny bit scary, they're actually very sweet and help keep other, more dangerous insects away!
[The spider looks menacing at first, then becomes friendly and shows them a flower]
I was looking at the rock.
Oh.
[to Twilight Sparkle] I prefer to read my own poetry.
Oooh, I'd love to hear some of it.
[clears throat] "Rock, you are a rock. Grey, you are grey. Like a rock, which you are, rock." I've written thousands.
She's so prolific!
This next one is about rocks. They're all about rocks. "Rocks, these are my rocks. Sediments make me sentimental. Smooth and round, asleep in the ground. Shades of brown, and grey..."
That pony is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an igneous.
Don't you mean "inside an enigma"?
No. I mean "igneous". It's a kind of rock. Ask me how I know that.
Oh my gosh! I can't believe we're goin' to see Sapphire Shores! I'm such a huge fan! I know all her songs!
'Get Your Pony On'!
Ooh, that's one of my favorites!
This isn't a trip to see Sapphire Shores! It's a trip to save my sister from a horrible future!
'Serves Her Right'!
[gasps] How can you say that? Rarity doesn't deserve that at all!
No, 'Serves Her Right' is another one of Sapphire Shores' songs!
You seriously didn't know that? Don't you listen to her music?!
...I prefer showtunes.
Ugh.
Hey, Granny! Think you can buck me over the water?
I don't see why not! Come on, Big Mac, toss her this way!
Granny, wait!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
[laughing]
Believing in something can help you do amazing things. But if that belief is based on a lie, eventually, it's gonna lead to real trouble.
It's time for you to tell the truth! You never needed crutches at all, did ya?
I, uh... (he pulls a lever which makes a whistle to blow steam)
Hey! (she and Apple Bloom brace themselves from the steam as they are covered by it)fxzr6vkhiz
It's a test! A test that will determine if you can join the newly-formed Wonderbolts Reserves, and being part of the Reserves means you'll have the opportunity to live your dream as a Wonderbolt! This is the most important test of your life!
Twilight, not everypony gets all freaked out about tests like you.
I do not get "all freaked out" about tests!
Seriously? Your freakouts are so epic, you sing whole freakout arias about freaking out!
Fine, I may tend to take my tests a little seriously, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be studying for yours!
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