My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic · Season 1
Reading and highlighting is the foundation of any good study method. It allows the student to hone in and boil down on what's really important, separating the good from the bad, the wheat from the chaff, getting to the crux of things. Let's see what you've got so far.
(Rainbow has highlighted the entire text)
Hm, by highlighting everything you don't really separate the wheat from the chaff... Or the good from the bad. Hey, I am not that tall!
[giggles]
Yes, Rainbow?
Is it snack time?
No.
Recess?
No.
[sighs] Can't we just watch the history of the Wonderbolts movie?!
No!
[Twilight begins her lecture on the Wonderbolt's history. Throughout this, Rainbow rocks her stool back and forth, making a rhythm while Owlowiscious and Spike join in.]
Prior to the Great Celestia/Luna Rift, there was no need for the Earth-Unicorn-Pegasi, or EUP, Guard. But after Luna’s banishment, the Protective Pony Platoons were formed. On the anniversary of the first Celestial Year of Peace, a celebration was held, Headed by General Firefly, an elite team of aerial performers were chosen to commemorate this auspicious occasion. The first performance was so full of energy, so highly charged, that magical lightning showered down on the crowd. Everypony was so filled with amazement and wonder, that General Firefly dubbed them: The Wonderbolts.
[She finally notices Rainbow goofing off; Owlowiscious and Spike stop what they're doing and leave the scene.]
Rainbow Dash! Can you repeat any of my lesson?!
[Rainbow rocks her stool one last time.]
The initials EUP stand for what?
Ernie's Undercooked Pancakes.
The original aerial team performed for...?
Celestia's cereal celebration.
The Wonderbolts were given their name by this famous Pegasus. Who is she? [to herself] Please don't say Colonel Waffle...
Hello? General Blazing Donut Glaze! So, did I ace it or what?
Or what. You didn't get one answer correct.
What? But- but how?
I don't know. I've never heard answers so wrong! And so breakfast-related!
[stomach growls]
I'm gonna fail! I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna fail! And it's all your fault!
My fault?! I'm the one helping you!
Maybe your famous study methods aren't all they're cracked up to be, eh, teacher?!
Excuse me, I've used them to study for many a-test, and passed!
Yeah, right.
Do you know the name of the Wonderbolts' premiere choreographer?
Well...
Commander Easyglider! Do you know how many Pegasi flew in the original squad? Seven! Do you know Princess Celestia's favorite flight pattern?! The Icaranean Sun Salutation! See? I could pass the test!
Fine! Rub it in, why don't ya? Besides, I don't see why I have to take this lousy test anyway. I've proven I'm one of the best flyers around.
Knowing their origin and being able to properly represent them for all of Equestria is just as important!
Yeah, right. Some history buff like you must have made that up to bring us flyers down!
Knowing history actually is beneficial, Rainbow!
Beneficial for eggheads!
(watching from below) Girls...?
Well, this egghead knows history and can fly! Maybe I should become a Wonderbolt!
Just 'cause you got wings, doesn't mean you can fly!
Girls!?
You're barely able to just get off the ground!
GIRLS! STOP! Now, is that any way to talk to a friend?
(Beat)
Sorry.
Yeah, sorry.
(as Celestia) I, Princess Celestia, banish you, Princess Luna, to the moon.
(as Luna) Noooooo...!!!
Earth!
Unicorn!
Pegasus!
E!
P!
E-up.
[Twilight is about to trade all her books for the broken quill a filly has
STOP!! What are you doing?
I was trying to get rid of all the books I don’t need anymore.
For that? Do you reeeeeeeally want that?
Well, not really, but…I’m running out of library space, so—
Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!! I can’t believe that almost happened! But luckily it didn’t happen, thanks to me.
What are you talking about?
[showing a scroll] According to the rules of the Exchange, a trade is only fair if both ponies end up with something they want.
[Twilight rolls her eyes]
You can’t break the rules!! Did anypony see you do it? I don’t think anypony saw. But you are not gonna say anything, are you?! [giggles] Just kidding! [mischievously] Or am I?! Sometimes I can’t even tell.
OK! We get it! You're both great friends.
And I know you'll love cause you already got a billion just like sitting in a drawer doing nothin'!
But, wait... I don't seem to need it anymore, do I? Yes. Yes! I can feel its magic flowing within me now! I'm so excited! I'm so excited!
I'm so scared...
Equestria, We have a problem.
This just got real.
Well it's just, Princess Luna raises the moon, Princess Celestia raises the sun, you protect the Crystal Empire (Cadance), and all I seem to do is... smile and wave.
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