[Discord is trying to convince Fluttershy to go to his side by taking the form of a group of butterflies];;
BButterfly
Fluttershy, it looks like you've been left behind by your so-called friends, huh?
Oh, no. I'm certain they're doing their best to find me!
BButterfly
Well, it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are....
Not at all, I am weak and helpless, and I appreciate their understanding.
BButterfly
[frustrated] Yes.. Well, surely it burns you up... I mean, that they're always pointing out your flaws, right?
Not really. In fact, I think I'm awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be!
[The butterflies transform back into Discord's normal form]
[losing his temper] OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! [pokes Fluttershy's head, instantly corrupting her] You've been kind for far too long, dearie. Time to be cruel! Arrivederci! [disappears in a huff]
CFCorrupted Fluttershy
[sarcastically] Hey Twilight, what's soaking wet and clueless?
Fluttershy, I've had just about enough of... [Fluttershy dumps a bucket of water on her head]
CFCorrupted Fluttershy
Your face! [slams the bucket on Twilight's head]
I can't see! Where is everypony?
See, girls? We did it! We found the Elements of Harmony! Together! [Corrupted Applejack yawns] You don't even care, do you?
TSTwilight's Corrupted Friends
No.
[sighs, sadly] l never thought it would happen. My friends... [suddenly angry] have turned into complete jerks! [Quickly uses her magic to place the Elements on the ponies' neck] Necklace, necklace, necklace, necklace, and... [Puts on her Crown of Magic] big crown thingy. Come on, everypony, let's go!
But, Twilight, aren't you missing somepony?
Nope. We got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute, that just about covers it.
But what about Rainbow Dash?
[Twilight puts Rainbow Dash's Element of Loyalty charm on Spike]
[sarcastically] Congratulations Spike, you're the new Rainbow Dash. Now let's go!
[laughs as he holds a glass under a cloud raining chocolate milk, which fills in reverse] Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing!
TTwilight
Not as wonderful as friendship!
Ugh, this again? [drinks the glass from the chocolate milk, and throws the milk away, where it explodes]
That's right. You couldn't break apart our friendship for long.
Oh, Applejack, don't lie to me. I'm the one who made you a liar. Will you ever learn?
I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord: We've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's no doubt it's worth fighting for!
Please, tell me I did not forget the plates ... I did! I totally forgot them! Out of all the things that could happen, this is the worst, possible, thing!! [drags in a fainting couch and falls onto it] Whyyyy...?! Whyyyy....?! Whyyyyyyyyy...!?
[The other ponies are perplexed by the scene]
What? You didn't expect me to lay on the grass, did you?
Now, why don't you tell me all about your issues with Applejack...
I don't have any issues with Applejack.
You don't?! Then, why are you destroying her property?
Because she asked me to. Right, Applejack?
[in a ditch; puts on a helmet] Yes, ma'am! I wanted to put up a new barn, but this one's gotta come down first! [laughs] Now get back to it, R.D.!
You got it, boss! [rockets up into the air]
[to Twilight] I'd take cover if I were you.
[Twilight yelps and joins Applejack in the ditch; Rainbow Dash finishes off the barn in a huge, multi-colored "mushroom cloud" explosion]
[popping out of a ball the Crusaders were playing with, with a demented expression on her face] HI, GIRLS!
Uh.. Hi, Twilight! How're ya doing?
Oh great. Just great! You look like you're doing great too. Obviously don't need the help of another good friend! [gets out an old looking doll] This, is Smarty Pants; she was mine I when I was your age, and now I want to give it to you!
[unsure] Uhh, she's great.
[unsure] I really like her ... mane?
She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!
[Scootaloo and Apple Bloom nudge Sweetie Belle]
I really like her ... mane?
I hope the fact that there are three of you and only one of her doesn't become a problem! I'd hate to cause a rift between such gooooood friends!
[Scootaloo twirls a hoof around her head; a "cuckoo clock" sound is heard]
[Pinkie, dressed as a chicken, has visited Twilight's house expecting candy for Nightmare Night]
Ba-kaw! Enough chit-chat! Time is candy!
Pinkie, aren't you a little old for this?
Too old for free candy?! [squawks] Never!
[Twilight rolls her eyes and levitates a candy into Pinkie's bag]
[Luna, with her blue mane and tail waving like her sister's, appears]
[booming voice] Citizens of Ponyville! We have graced your tiny village with our presence, so that you might behold the real princess of the night! A creature of nightmares no longer, but instead a pony who desires your love and admiration! Together we shall change this dreadful celebration into a bright and glorious feast!
[lightning, thunder]
Princess Luna? Hi, my name is-
Star Swirl the Bearded. Commendable costume! Thou even got the bells right...
Thank you, finally! Somepony who gets my costume! You kinda sound like you're yelling at me.
But this is the traditional royal Canterlot voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal "we", and to use [louder and echoed] This much volume when addressing our subjects!
Don't worry, Princess. Fluttershy can give you some great pointers. She's delicate and demure with the sweetest little voice. [knocks on door]
[loudly and echoed] Go away! No candy here! Visitors are not welcome on Nightmare Night!
[nervous laughter] Fluttershy, it's me, Twilight!
It is you. Oh, and Nightmare Moon. [gasp] Nightmare Moon?! Aaah! [slams the door]
[another nervous laughter] Wait right here.
[various noises]
Fluttershy... you remember Princess Luna?
[booming voice throughout the scene] Charmed.
[Fluttershy zooms away in fear, but Twilight levitates her back]
Twilight Sparkle hath spoken of the sweetness of thy voice. We ask thou teachest to us to speak as thou speakest.
Shall we mimic thy voice?
[hurriedly] Perfect, lesson over!
[Fluttershy zooms away but Twilight slams the door on her]
A little quieter, princess.
[booming voice] How is... [loud voice] this?
Better. Right, Fluttershy?
[nervous, dazed laughter] Yes...
[loud voice] How... about... now?
[normal voice] And... how about now?
[booming voice] I thank thee, deer Fluttershy! Our normal speaking voice shall surely win us the hearts of thy fellow villagers!
Princess, remember! Watch the screaming!
[Booming voice] No, Twilight Sparkle! We must use the traditional royal Canterlot voice for what we are about to say!
[Twilight looks on in disbelief.]
[Booming voice] Since you choose to fear your princess rather than love her, and dishonor her with this insulting celebration, we decree that Nightmare Night shall be canceled! FOREVER!!!
[The entire crowd is shocked, so is Twilight.]