So, why do you keep running away and screaming?
Sometimes, it's just really fun to be scared!
Fun? [pauses] Pinkie, you're a genius!
No I'm not, I'm a chicken! Baw-gaak!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Booming voice] Oh, most wonderful of -- [Normal voice] I mean...oh, most wonderful of nights.
[sniffs a glass of ashes] I didn't know you could burn juice.
FFran
I've been giving her lessons. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a Cutie Mark in fancy cooking by the time we get back from our vacation.
Vacation? Is that this week, as in, starting this very instant this week?!
[Sweetie Belle serves a bowl of a burnt, bubbling substance]
Uhh, let me guess: apple sauce?
Nope, toast!
What's uncouth?
It means uncivil, ya know, bad-mannered. [Applebloom burps loudly] Exactly!
Bein' sisters is a give-and-take relationship. You've been doin' a whole lot of takin', but not a lot of givin'.
Of course I give! I give lessons, and reasonable demands-
But you never give in. Bein' sisters is like... apple pie! You can have amazin' apples, and you can have a wonderfully crispy crust, but only together can you have a perfect apple pie.
[to herself] But apart, all we are is just a pile of mush and some crumbly, dry mess. [gasps] I know what I need to do! I just hope it isn't too late!
Arrrggh, Sweetie Belle! Where's her silly little arts and craft project? [sees Sweetie Belle's project, a picture of her and Rarity made from gemstones] Oh, Sweetie Belle! My one and only sister. What have I done?! All the time I could have spent with you was wasted complaining, and wishing you were gone! [cries] Woe is me!! [stops herself] No! I must get her back. I MUST! As Celestia is my witness, I shall never be sisterless again!
Very well then, what shall we write to the Princess?
I'll start. "Having a sister is just about the bestest thing in the world. But it sure isn't the easiest."
I agree that being sisters is a wonderful thing, but it takes teamwork. Sometimes it's about compromising. Sometimes it's about accepting each others' differences. But mostly, it's about having fun together. Even if it means getting your hooves a little bit dirty.
A lot dirty.
A little bit dirty.
A lot dirty!
A little bit dirty!
A lo --
Hold it, hold it! How about: a medium amount of dirty, not too little, not too much, just right?
RSRarity, Sweetie Belle
Deal!
[A cutie mark of a Fleur-de-lis caused by the Cutie Pox is causing Apple Bloom to speak french]
Sacrebleu! Plus de marque de cutie! [gasps] Qu'est-ce que c'est?! Je parle français?!
My sister's speakin' in fancy!
LVLily Valley
[about Apple Bloom] She's cursed!!
Hexed!!
DDaisy
Enchanted!!
She is not.
[The Flower Trio sighs in relief]
She just has some weird mysterious disease with no known cure called "Cutie Pox".
PCPonyville Citizens
The cutie pox?!
[the Ponyville citizens run away]
Yup! All good things come to those who wait. [pause] Well! I've waited long enough.
Actually, that was way too long.
[hoping that someone will confess what happened to Zecora's "heart's desire" flower] Now somepony tell the truth! (Beat) Somepony! Anypony!
[flustered] Yesterday I told Mrs. Cake that I ate two corncakes, but I really ate three! [pauses] Okay six! I ate six corncakes! [nothing happens] Make it stop! Oh, Make it stop!
[singing] How 'bout a bunny? They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be!
"Cutesy", "wootsie"... Have you even met me?
[singing] The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too! Do you have something in a yellow-striped bat?
No.
Technically he's a tortoise, and he's always dreamed of being somepony's pet. He just wants a chance to compete, he won't get in the way. You won't even know he's there...
Alright, now these games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet. Speed, agility, guts, style. Coolness. Awesomeness. And radicalness.
Aren't those all the same thing?
You would think that, Twilight. [starts patting her head] And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet. [dashes off]
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