Yeah! I love reading, and my head isn't even close to the shape of an egg! It's more the shape of an apple, or maybe an orange, but a big orange, more like a grapefruit really...
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I hate to admit this to myself, and I would really hate admitting it to my friends, but... I love this story. I- I love reading! [eyes widen in realization] I'm an egghead!
DDDaring Do
You won't get away with this!
AAhuizotl
But I already have.
Would you three like to tell us why it was so very important that we meet you her-
-Punch!
Excuse me?
Punch! We made punch. We were gonna set up a stand and try to sell it but, heh, we needed somepony to taste-test it first.
Yup.
[hesitantly] We thought you two would be perfect together... To test it... Together. So, ah, we'll just leave you two alone... Together, to test it.
Big Mac?
Eeyup?
[A pause...]
...You have something stuck in your teeth.
[emerges from a bush] OH, COME ON!!! [Scootaloo drags her back down]
He's my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie!
You're my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie.
Did he just say...?
[Both of them appear to be hypnotized by love]
You're my cutie-patootie lovey-dovey honey-bunny!
You're my heartie-smartie smirchy-wirchy baby-waby.
Big Mac! [waves a hoof in his face] Hello?! What's going on?!
C'mon now, Doodle, give a smile!
CDCranky Doodle Donkey
Nopony calls me "Doodle"!
Never, or never ever?
Never ever ever ever ever!
That's four evers. That's like, forever!
Oh. Was that your wig?
[growls]
I can fix this, I can fix this! [gets out a megaphone] Hey, everypony! Does anypony have a toupee? [The other ponies around her are confused] This donkey is really, really, bald! [The other ponies laugh] What's so funny? This is serious business, everypony! Cranky needs a new wig to cover his hairless head!
Woohoo! This is just fantastic! Ooh, now we can hang out together, and chat, and sing songs, and [gasps] party! Oh, I can throw you guys a big party! It'll be called a "Welcome to Ponyville, I found my lost love, I'm BFF's with Pinkie Pie Party" ...Or maybe something less over-the-top and not so super-hyper.
CDCranky Doodle and Matilda
[after Pinkie finishes singing] Pinkie!
He’s blocking your path. What are you gonna do about it?
Um, politely walk around him?
No.
Gingerly tip-toe around him?
No!
Go back home, and try again tomorrow?
Never apologize when you can criticize.
Nopony pushes new Fluttershy around! Nopony!
Fluttershy, what are you doing? That's no way to behave!
Didn't you see what he did to new Fluttershy? And he thought new Fluttershy is a pushover!
No, sweetie, he didn't. We saw the whole thing. We think that you've taken your assertiveness training a little too far.
What?! You just want new Fluttershy to be a doormat like old Fluttershy! But old Fluttershy is gone!
New Fluttershy? Old Fluttershy?!
What happened to nice Fluttershy? We want that Fluttershy back.
No, you want wimp Fluttershy. You want pushover Fluttershy. You want do-anything-to-her-and-she-won't-complain Fluttershy!
Nyaaaaah! Too many Fluttershys to keep track of! Make it stop!
Things getting too complicated for your simple little brain, Pinkie Pie?
[Rarity catches Pinkie Pie]
[angrily] Now, stop right there! Let's not let things descend into petty insults!
Why not? I thought 'petty' is what you're all about, Rarity. With your 'petty' concerns about fashion.
[Rarity gasps in shock]
Hey, leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!
Oh, and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? [Pinkie retreats] I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather about!
[in tears] Looks like nasty Fluttershy is here to stay!
[also in tears] I cannot believe what that monster Iron Will has done to you!
[Rarity and Pinkie Pie run away crying]
Iron Will's not a monster, he's a minotaur! [she angrily sees her reflection on Rarity and Pinkie's tear puddle and comes to realization in tears] I'm the monster.
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