Ready, Granny!
Ready for what?
For makin' Zap Apple Jam!
Darn tootin'! It's time for some good old-fashioned Zap Apple Jammin'!
Yes ma'am, I can't wait ma'am!
[pauses] Wait for what?
To make Zap Apple Jam with you!
O'course.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I'll be embarrassed, shamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliate-
What are you, a dictionary?
CMr. Cake
Now, Pinkie, are you sure you really understand the responsibility of watching over two babies?
I can be responsible. Why, responsibility is my middle name. Pinkie Responsibility Pie.
[Pinkie is trying to give a stand-up comedy performance for Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake as the twin cakes stop crying]
PPinkie
Hey, you're a wonderful crowd here tonight, where y'all from? [Pumpkin Cake tries to grab at the broom "microphone"] Well that's great, I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it 'cause I couldn't find tractors that small! [awkward silence] Get it? Tractors that small? [more awkward silence] The other day, I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now I can't find him! [plays a rimshot]
PPPound and Pumpkin Cake
[cries again]
Oooh, tough crowd. [back at the stage] Tell me about it.
Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a pegasus, and the other one a unicorn?
CMr. Cake
Easy. My great-great-great-great grandfather was a unicorn, and Cup Cake's great aunt's second cousin twice removed was a pegasus. That makes sense, right?
Aw yeah, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake gets his wings going, he'll be all over the place.
And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.
Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.
CMrs. Cake
Uh uh uh, Pound Cake, no pounding things.
[gets hit by a lightning bolt] Huh?! Now, careful Derpy! [flies up to the sight of Derpy hopping on top of a storm cloud] You don't wanna do more damage than you've already done. [The top of the Town Hall collapses]
DHDerpy Hooves
I just don't know what went wrong! [gets electrocuted by the cloud]
[sarcastically] Yeah, it's a mystery.
[Pinkie sneaks up to Applejack at a cherry farm, trying to interrogate her]
Have you ever had a Cherrychanga? Ooh! Sorry, that was a question.
That kind of question is fine, Pinkie. No, I-I never had a cherrychanga.
Well no wonder, because I made it up myself! A Cherrychanga is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried! Cherrychanga! Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a Chimmicherry! Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherrychanga or Chimmicherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimmi-cherry-changa! What sounds the funniest? [continues tailing Applejack] I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is "kumquat"! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say kumquat all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And "pickle barrel"! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Say it with me! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Chimmi-cherry-changa! [Keeps talking]
Nooooooo! Make it stop! Make it stop!
[covers Pinkie's mouth] The only way to make it stop is if you spill the beans!
Speaking of beans, did you ever realize how many words rhyme with "bean"? Clean, mean, spleen, unclean, keen, bean!
Sorry, Pinkie, but I can't tell y'all the truth! I just can't!
Well, I heard a "sorry" in there, so that’ll have to do for now. I’ll get a real apology later! [jumps off the cart] Rarity, catch me!
What?! Pinkie! [Pinkie Pie slams into Rarity on her cart, knocking them both off]
Rainbow! Go back!
No time! They knew what they were getting into!
Isn't this exciting, Spike? Opening day of cider season!
Yeah! That means it's only thirty more days 'til sapphire season!
[Twilight and Rarity roll their eyes]
Good 'un. Bad 'un. Bad 'un. Good 'un.
Lovely. Horrid. Horrid. Lovely.
Drink up, Ponyville! Down the hatch!
[A group of ponies drink the cider, only to spit it back at the Flim-Flam Brothers]
CBCherry Berry
Ahhhh, I can't get the taste off my tongue!
SDSweetie Drops
Mine's got rocks in it!
CTComet Tail
I wouldn't pay one cent for this dreck!
You wouldn't pay even one cent?
CCrowd
No!
Dear Princess Celestia; I wanted to share my thoughts with you. [clears throat] I didn't learn anythin'! Ha! I was right all along!
Rarity, Pinkie, what are you two looking at?
Rainbow Dash! Isn't she the most daring devil- I mean devilish darer- I mean-
She's dazzling!
Oh yeah that's a good word. She's dazzling!
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