Old Pinkie Pie's not so sure New Fluttershy is such a good idea after all.
Old Rarity agrees.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What did you say?
No.
Ohhh, I'd hate to be you right now, because Iron Will is gonna to rain down a world of hurt unless Iron Will gets his money pronto! [snorts]
As I recall, during your workshop you promised one hundred percent satisfaction guaranteed, or you pay nothing. Well, I'm not satisfied.
What do you mean you're not satisfied?! Everypony has always been satisfied!
Well, I guess I'm the first then. But since I'm not satisfied, I refuse to pay. It's as simple as that.
[goats bleating]
Ohh, are you... sure you're not just a little bit satisfied? B-because maybe... we could cut a deal. I-I mean we're both reasonable creatures, aren't we?
I'm sorry, but no means no.
No means no, huh? Nopony's ever said that to me before. Huh... I gotta remember that one. That's a good catchphrase for my next workshop.
[goat bleating]
You were amazing, Fluttershy! You totally stood up to that monster!
In fact, you didn't change at all! You were the same old Fluttershy that we've always loved!
The one we missed!
Don't worry, old Fluttershy's back for good. I'm sorry I took the whole assertiveness thing too far. Friends?
PRPinkie and Rarity
Friends.
FPFluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity
[laughing]
Who are you? I mean, you're me, but I'm me too. How can there be two 'me's? It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!
FTFuture Twilight
Twilight, please! I have a very important message for you from the future!
You're from the future?!
FTFuture Twilight
That's right, now listen-
What happened to you? The future must be awful.
FTFuture Twilight
Please! I don't have much time!
Is there some sort of epic pony war in the distant future or something?
FTFuture Twilight
Actually, I’m from next Tuesday morning. But that’s not important right now!
I can’t believe time travel is really possible! How did you—I mean, I—figure it out?
FTFuture Twilight
The time spells are in the Canterlot Archives. But that’s not—
Really? Where? I’ve never seen them.
FTFuture Twilight
They’re in the Starswirl the Bearded Wing. Now you have to listen to—
Is time travel fun, or does it hurt? I have so many questions—
FTFuture Twilight
[slams a hoof in Twilight's mouth] I have something extremely important to tell you about the future! And I only have a few seconds, so you’ve got to listen! Whatever you do, don’t -- !
[Future Twilight disappears before she could finish]
Future Twilight?! Oh, no! What was she trying to warn me about?! Her clothes, her mane, that scar! Oh, what a mess she is…I mean, I am…or I will be. ...She must want me to prevent whatever horrible thing happens in the future! [gasps]
Pinkie!
Yes, Twilight?
Do you have a ball I could borrow?
[goes to a tree and takes a ball out of a crack] I have balls stashed all over Ponyville! In case of ball emergencies...
Uh, Twilight?
[hushed] What is it, Spike?
Isn't this where we came in?
Cool! Can we climb in the window again? That was super fun!
Wow, I knew you were good with animals, but this is amazing.
Aww, he's just a big furry guy who got out of his yard, that's all. Right, Cerberus? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Look Fluttershy, I watched that boring butterfly migration with you — so now it's your turn to watch the dragon migration with me! You owe me!
I...said....no!
Yes. You've got something those dreadfully fierce dragons can only dream of.
[excited] What's that?
The cutest wittle chubby cheeks!
[Rarity rolls out a red carpet with confetti in front of a trench, wearing a purple and gold camouflage-inspired outfit]
Well... what do you think? Am I the toast of the trench or what?
[whispering] You'll be toast alright, when the dragons see you parading around in that getup.
[whispering] You look very nice, Rarity, but could you maybe look nice down here in the trench with us?
Nice is an understatement. I look fabulous! Who says camouflage has to be drab?
Count me out. I've gotta get an early start!
An early start?
Yes! I'm going on a quest of self-discovery! I'm going to learn what it means to be a dragon! And the only way I'm gonna do that is to join the Dragon Migration!
TSTwilight Sparkle, Rarity and Rainbow Dash
What?!?
GGarble
[about the poorly built dragon costume] Who's this weirdo?
PDPurple dragon
I think he's Crackle's cousin.
[Crackle is shown to be an actual dragon which looks exactly like the costume]
CCrackle
Graaarp!
GGarble
Oh, that would explain it.
[reading the tabloid] “Applejack, asleep on the job!” Can y'all believe this?! And this one [sees a picture of Big McIntosh playing with the Smarty Pants doll from "Lesson Zero"]: “Big McIntosh – what's he hiding?” Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is?
Listen to this one. “Twilight Sparkle: I was a Canterlot snob. A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low-class rubes.”
We've got to put a stop to this once and for all! Sweetie Belle's on the newspaper staff. Maybe she knows who Gabby Gums is!
[gasps] My sister would never associate with anyone as beastly as Gabby Gums! I resent you even suggesting such a thing, Twilight! Why, she's the most innocent, most lovely-
[Cuts back to Carusel Boutique, where Rarity finds her diary in Sweetie Belle's bag]
-most evil pony in Equestria! How could my own sister steal my private diary? How could my own sister be... Gabby Gums?
You should be ashamed of yourselves, humiliatin' your sister and me like that. We don't want to talk to any of y'all right now, so take your little gossip column and your embarrassin' photographs, and just GO AWAY!
To the citizens of Ponyville. For some time now, you've been reading this column to get the latest dirt and the hottest buzz. But this will be my final piece. We want to apologize for the pain and embarrassment we've caused.
You see, I'm actually three little fillies: Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo.
[Rainbow Dash kicks the raincloud away]
As the popularity of our column grew, we got swept up in the hype. We knew that what we were doing didn't feel quite right, but we ignored the guilt because every pony seemed to want to read what we were writing.
[Fluttershy hugs the Cutie Mark Crusaders]
From now on, we promise to respect everypony else's privacy and we won't engage in hurtful gossip anymore.
[Twilight lowers the force field around the Golden Oak library. Cut to Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle reconciling with Applejack and Rarity]
All we can do is ask for your forgiveness, Ponyville. Signing off for the very last time, XOXO, Gabby Gums.
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