Listen, turtle...
[pokes through the curtain] Tortoise.
Whatever
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[repeated line] Never fear! Your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash is here!
Are you taking notes?
Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!
Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the pony they are about.
Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer.
[overhears the conversation] Ahhh! Spike's a ghost! [quickly dashes out of the room]
KPKid pony
[nervous] Someday, I wanna be just like you!
Aim high, kid. But don't aim for the impossible.
How would you describe what I just did? Would you say I was amazing?
ASAmethyst Star
Aren't you milking this a bit?
It sounds like somepony is jealous.
[writing] Rainbow Dash is jealous.
Don't write that, Spike! [all the other ponies laugh]
[writing] Correction; Rainbow Dash is very jealous.
[Rarity is constantly switching between Twilight's birthday party and the formal at the garden]
[at the formal and Twilight's party each time] Uhhh... I think I left the bathwater running in my suite. I really should go check on Opal. Is that Princess Celestia? I need to use the little fillies' room. Can I get anypony more punch? [exhausted] I... have to... go to do... the... thing... with the stuff... you know...?
[at Twilight's party] Uh, what's with the croquet mallet?
[muffled] What cwoquet mawwet?
Duh, the one in your mouth?
[drops the mallet, laughs nervously] Ooh, that croquet mallet!
Spike want!
Oh, be quiet! You've got nothing to be proud of! You steal everypony's things, terrorize the town, and use me as a weapon against my own friends! Which, as horrible as it is, I can almost understand because you're a dragon and all, but this! [tears off a ruined cape] This, is a crime against fashion!!
[Pinkie is using cakes as projectiles to fend off Spike]
Pinkie, stop giving him cake!
[angry] I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!
Rarity... I need to tell you something, just in case we don't make it! I've always sort of had a crush... [Rarity stops him, and looks back at him with teary eyes]
[Pinkie, as Chancelor Puddinghead, drops into the cabin through the chimney]
SCSmart Cookie (AJ)
Wouldn't it have been easier to use the door, Chancellor?
CPChancelor Puddinghead (PP)
Maybe for you, Smart Cookie, but I am a chancellor! I was elected because I know how to think outside the box. Which means [walks into a fireplace] I can also think inside the chimney! Can you think inside a chimney?
SCSmart Cookie (AJ)
I...
CPChancelor Puddinghead (PP)
[walks out with coal soot covering her face] I didn't think so!
CHCommander Hurricane (RD), Princess Platinum (RA), and Chancelor Puddinghead (PP)
We found our new home!
[The three notice their simultaneous claims]
CHCommander Hurricane (RD)
I planted my flag first!
PPPrincess Platinum (RA)
Did not!
CHCommander Hurricane (RD)
Did too!
CPChancelor Puddinghead (PP)
[cheerfully] I planted mine earlier than first! [her flag falls over]
PPPrincess Platinum (RA)
All of you riff-raff are trespassing on Unicornia!
CHCommander Hurricane (RD)
The name is Pegasopolis!
CPChancelor Puddinghead (PP)
Earth!
RDRainbow Dash (as Commander Hurricane)
Earth ponies are numbskulls!
RRarity (as Princess Platinum)
Pegasi are brutes!
PPPinkie Pie (as Chancelor Puddinghead)
Unicorns are snobs!
PPPrivate Pansy (FS)
Well, I don't hate you... I actually hate Commander Hurricane a lot more than I hate you guys.
SCSmart Cookie (AJ) and Clover the Clever (TS)
[giggling]
PPPrivate Pansy (FS)
Actually, I don't really hate her, I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike her.
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