Scootaloo quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Apple Bloom

Earth!

Sweetie Belle

Unicorn!

Scootaloo

Pegasus!

Apple Bloom

E!

Sweetie Belle

U!

Scootaloo

P!

Big Macintosh

E-up.

Apple Bloom

Hear ye, hear ye! The first post-cutie mark meetin' of the Cutie Mark Crusaders is now in session!

Apple Bloom

[clears throat]

Sweetie Belle

Oh! I'm sorry, Apple Bloom. I was distracted by the radiance of my cutie mark... did you say something?

Scootaloo

I mean... it's pretty amazing how the colors just pop off your flank. It's kinda hard to look aw—

Apple Bloom

Wow... did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?

Sweetie Belle

I don't know. Maybe?

Scootaloo

Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.

Sweetie Belle

Of course we did!

Apple Bloom

Absolutely! [montage music]

Sweetie Belle

Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?

Apple Bloom

We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in!

Helping other ponies!

Scootaloo

Ponies without cutie marks!

Sweetie Belle

Or ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!

Apple Bloom

Exactly! We just have to find ponies who need our help! Come on!

Sweetie Belle

So... what's your cutie mark problem?

Oh, right. Uh, well, my cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every dumbbell in Ponyville!

Scootaloo

[nervously] Have you tried lifting other things?

You mean, not dumbbells?

Sweetie Belle

Yeah!

Apple Bloom

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oof! I mean... no. I hadn't thought of that. You guys are awesome! [crunch]

But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?

Sweetie Belle

...I guess you could teach other ponies to lift things?

Apple Bloom

Yeah!

Scootaloo

Yeah!

Yeah! Wow, you three really have a knack for this!

I can't believe it! It's just what I always imagined it would be! And if it weren't for all of you, I wouldn't even have it.

Scootaloo

No problem!

Sweetie Belle

It's what we do.

Apple Bloom

I only wish I'd realized what you needed right away instead of mopping around for no reason...

Well, either way, I hope you keep dancing. [short tap-dancing burst]

Apple Bloom

[taps] You know, I just might! It sure is a lot of fun, and I'm pretty confident I can only get better. [to the Crusaders] I'm sorry I was so silly about us all doing our own things. If we hadn't, I might never even have tried dancing!

Or find out I needed help!

Sweetie Belle

With each of us going out and trying things on our own, we'll be three times as likely to find ponies to help!

Scootaloo

And trying new stuff might even make us better at helping them, like how I used my bungee jumping to change the sets!

Sweetie Belle

Or my crochet to make the costumes!

Apple Bloom

Well, one thing is for sure. The Cutie Mark Crusaders will never be the same. We'll be better!

Yeah!

Spitfire

Rainbow Dash, glad we found you. We need you in the show when we get to Ponyville. Flying.

Scootaloo

But she's only in the Reserves!

Spitfire

Not anymore, kid.

Rainbow Dash

[slow gasp] You mean...

Scootaloo

[gasps] Rainbow Dash, you're finally a full-fledged Wonderbolt! Woo-hoo! [laughs] Yeah, Rainbow Dash! Whoo!

Spitfire

Heh. What she said.

Scootaloo

Gabby, we can't help you.

But, but... you're the world-famous Cutie Mark Crusaders! I can't believe it! I... I... I won't believe it!

Sweetie Belle

Some pony needs our help?

Apple Bloom

We're being called by the Map?

Scootaloo

Did I mention we're glowing?!

Apple Bloom

Sweetie Belle said to tell you it's your fault that Terramar ran off.

Scootaloo

Well, you tell Sweetie Belle that if it weren't for her, our mission would've been over by now! And a success!

Apple Bloom

[sighs] Scootaloo says this whole thing is your fault.

Sweetie Belle

Well, tell her that I'm not the one who dashed all of Terramar's hopes and made him give up on the world! Both worlds!

Apple Bloom

[sighs] Sweetie Belle says it's your fault that Terramar ran— Oh. Wait. I already told you that, didn't I?

Apple Bloom

Excuse me! Pipsqueak? Mind answering a few questions? No? Late for something? Are you Sweetie Belle's secret admirer?!

Scootaloo

[to Button Mash] Excuse me! I'm doing a research survey about sending pie in the mail anonymously. Would you say you're pro-that or anti-that?

Sweetie Belle

[to Snips and Snails] Happy Hearts and Hooves Day! Did you boys happen to send any packages to me recently? It's okay to say no! I won't be offended! [whispering] Please say no, please say no, please say no.

Scootaloo

[groans] That class was sooo boring!

Sweetie Belle

Not even Miss Cheerilee can make the history of radishes exciting.

Sweetie Belle

And I thought our school was fun!

Scootaloo

Yeah! Miss Cheerilee never lets us play buck ball in class. I know. I've tried.

Rainbow Dash

I never told that story to my students before. Scootaloo!

Scootaloo

[laughs nervously] Never met her.

Cozy Glow

I'm Cozy Glow. It's very nice to meet you, but I don't know if I'll stay long. I'll probably flunk out. I'm having so much trouble with my friendship lessons.

[gasps]

Sweetie Belle

We can help with those!

Scootaloo

We know all about friendship!

Apple Bloom

And studying with you would be almost as good as being in class!

Scootaloo

[sighs] I still don't get how Cozy failed her test after all that studying.

Sweetie Belle

Or how Twilight could blame us for it!

Apple Bloom

Or how gum can be so sticky!