Pinkie Pie quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.

Pinkie Pie

Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof-off!

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This simply must be rectified! You must share that stunning voice at the event.

Pinkie Pie

Yeah! You'll be so amazing! You'd be there on stage, basking in the hooflights, the centre of attention! A shining star! With everypony staring at you; judging you, jealously noting how they could be way better than you! Why wasn't it them? Why wasn't it them? And then, when you choke, they'll turn on you becoming a seething angry mob and you'd be horribly humiliated; never able to show your face in Ponyville again!

Pinkie Pie! Don't be ridiculous!

Pinkie Pie

Aw, but I'm so good at it!

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[to Twilight Sparkle] I prefer to read my own poetry.

Oooh, I'd love to hear some of it.

[clears throat] "Rock, you are a rock. Grey, you are grey. Like a rock, which you are, rock." I've written thousands.

Pinkie Pie

She's so prolific!

This next one is about rocks. They're all about rocks. "Rocks, these are my rocks. Sediments make me sentimental. Smooth and round, asleep in the ground. Shades of brown, and grey..."

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[Twilight is about to trade all her books for the broken quill a filly has

Pinkie Pie

STOP!! What are you doing?

I was trying to get rid of all the books I don’t need anymore.

Pinkie Pie

For that? Do you reeeeeeeally want that?

Well, not really, but…I’m running out of library space, so—

Pinkie Pie

Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!! I can’t believe that almost happened! But luckily it didn’t happen, thanks to me.

What are you talking about?

Pinkie Pie

[showing a scroll] According to the rules of the Exchange, a trade is only fair if both ponies end up with something they want.

[Twilight rolls her eyes]

Pinkie Pie

You can’t break the rules!! Did anypony see you do it? I don’t think anypony saw. But you are not gonna say anything, are you?! [giggles] Just kidding! [mischievously] Or am I?! Sometimes I can’t even tell.

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I think I found something! I've been reading our journal, and there's something interesting about the sections Discord bookmarked. Applejack, do you remember when you had to tell everypony that the tonic Granny bought from the Flim Flam brothers didn't really work?

How could I forget? It was one of the hardest things I ever had to do.

[Flashback to "Leap of Faith" where Applejack reveals the tonic was fake]

And in that moment, I knew I had to be honest, I just knew it. But what's that got to do with openin' the chest?

I've found that each of you has had to face a situation where living up to the Element of Harmony you represent wasn't easy. Fluttershy, it was when you realized that the way to show kindness to the Breezies was by forcing them to leave their home.

Fluttershy Oh, the looks on their poor little faces! But I knew that was difficult as it was, pushing them away was the kindest thing I could do!

Rarity, even after Suri took advantage of your generosity at Fashion Week in Manehattan, you didn't let it cause you to abandon your generous spirit.

I simply couldn't have lived with myself if I didn't do something special for the friends who have always been so generous to me!

Rainbow Dash, you had the chance to fly with the Wonderbolts at the Equestria Games, But instead you chose to compete with your friends.

Rainbow Dash

Sure, but being loyal to my friends was way --

Pinkie Pie

Ooh! My turn, my turn!

Pinkie Pie, you realized that seeing your friend laugh was more important than proving you were a better party planner than Cheese Sandwich.

Pinkie Pie

Best party I've ever had!

It's clear we've all had our moments to shine, Twilight. But I'm with Applejack; what does any of this have to do with the opening of the chest?

All of you had tough choices to make, but when you made the right one and embraced your element, it helped somepony else make the right choice too. Each of you received something from the pony whose life you helped change. I know it sounds crazy, but maybe there's something special about those objects that could lead us to the location of the keys. The chest is connected to the Tree of Harmony. The Tree is connected to the Elements. And the Elements are connected to all of us! There must be a connection! I hate to admit it, but maybe Discord was trying to be a good friend after all.

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Pinkie Pie

[gasps] Look at that hand-stitched ten-thousand-thread-count velvet-lined rock pouch! Maud will love it! I need it! Ungh! Huh, must be stuck! [reading] "Took a sudden vacation to Canterlot with my grandniece. Back in a few moons." Oh, no. Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no-no! Well, maybe, just maybe, he's already back from vacation and just forgot to take the sign down! [shouting and pounding on door] Hello, Mr. Pouch Store Owner! I'd like to hear all about your sudden vacation in Canterlot with your grandniece while buying a pouch for my sister please!

CTCopper Top

Miss, the store's clearly closed.

Pinkie Pie

But it can't be. It just can't be! If I can't get that pouch... then not only am I not getting my sister the greatest present in the history of PSSSD, but now I have no PSSSD present for my sister at all!

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Spike, you watch Flurry. I'll take care of everything else. [quickly, to Pinkie Pie] Hi, Pinkie! How's it going? I need to pick up the cupcakes for the foals at the hospital! And can you do apology treats?

Pinkie Pie

I'm good. Here they are. Of course I can!

Do you still have a giant file on everypony's favorite treat?

Pinkie Pie

In my secret party planning cave!

Pinkie Pie

BRB!

Hee-hee! Remind me to tell you later how amazing you are. Cheerilee?

Pinkie Pie

Eh. I am pretty awesome.

Pinkie Pie

Cherry oatmeal cookies with yellow sprinkles.

Great! Can you write "sorry" on them?

Pinkie Pie

I've got a stamp for that!

CTCake Twins

[arguing baby noises]

Spike

Hey, you guys! No need to fight! Uh... hang on! I'm sure there's another one! Ugh, no, not this one... oh, that's cute...

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Pinkie Pie

[long high-pitched squeal, rapidly] You're moving to Ponyville! We'll live together and get bunk beds and I'll make us fuzzy slippers that say "Best Sister Friends Forever", although I probably can't fit all those words on a slipper, so maybe just "BSFF", but we don't have to decide right now because we'll be together all the time since when it comes to Ponyville, the doctor is in!

[deadpan] Slow down, Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie

Yooooouuuuu'rrrrrrrreeeeeeee mmmmmmmmmmooooooooovvvvvvvviiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggg tttttttooooooo Pooooooooooonnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyvvvvvvviiiiiiilllllllleeeeeeeee....

[deadpan] I'm not definitely moving to Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie

Of course you are, silly. You said... [imitating Maud] "There's nothing left to study back home on the rock farm, so I might move to Ponyville." [inflates, pop]

[deadpan] I'm also considering Ghastly Gorge.

Pinkie Pie

[laughs] Classic Maud sense of humor! You should do stand-up!

[deadpan] I do. But that wasn't a joke.

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Pinkie Pie

Ghastly Gorge may have rocks, but our gem cave rocks!

Pinkie Pie

Huh? Huh? Oh, and look! You'll never know who you'll see!

[gasps] Maud, darling! It's lovely to see you again! Oh! Congratulations on your rocktorate. What are you doing now?

[deadpan] Talking to you.

[deadpan] I found one.

Oh, you're an absolute darling! This will surely make my gown stand out at Countess Coloratura's album release party. Do you know how rare this is?

Pinkie Pie

Just another day in Ponyville!

[deadpan] That's actually a really common gem.

PPPinkie Pie and Rarity

Huh?

[deadpan] These are all really common gems.

Pinkie Pie

They are? Uh, I mean, heh, come on! Of course they are! That's why I didn't bring you here to impress you! I wanted to make sure you had a chance to, heh, say "hello" to your old pal... Spike!

[deadpan] Hello, Spike.

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This happened while we were gone?

Wow, those are all the places we went when we left to save Equestria!

Ugh, there's that horrid town where we were almost sold!

Rainbow Dash

The pirates! They were pretty awesome! Uh, once they decided not to throw us overboard.

Pinkie Pie

And Mount Aris! Ooh, Starlight, did you know we made seashell necklaces for allllll [inhales] lllllll the sea ponies?

Starlight Glimmer

I— you— really? What about that unicorn, the one who attacked Canterlot?

Tempest! I invited her to come to Ponyville, but she wanted to spread the word of the Storm King's defeat, and share what she learned about friendship.

Y'all think that's why the map grew? Friendship quests beyond Equestria?

Fluttershy

I hope not. I've had quite enough life-threatening adventures, thank you very much.

Pinkie Pie

How many friendship quests do you think we need to go on before we have to expand the throne room?

We can't do it all alone.

Pinkie Pie

Sure, we can! We just need to knock this wall down, get some paint...

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The EEA is very clear about how schools should be run. We have a huge responsibility, and I need you all to do this by the book. That means no cannons in class, Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie

Aww, not even a teeny cannon?

[tiny party cannon fires]

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Pinkie Pie

[screams] First day at school! So many new ponies!

About that, one thing I forgot to mention. It's not just ponies!

[students chattering]

Pinkie Pie

That was unexpected.

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Spike

Ugh. Look on the bright side - sure, the EEA closed your Friendship School, but now you've got time to do other stuff! It's like being on vacation!

[Twilight knocks Spike out of her bed]

Spike

Whoa!

A failure vacation! I'm supposed to be the Princess of Friendship, a leader of the free world—and all I did was make enemies with Equestria's allies, upset my friends, and get my school... [eye twitching] unaccredited! There is no bright side! [blows nose]

Pinkie Pie

[stage whisper, to Spike] You didn't tell me this was a pity party! I would've brought ice cream!

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Guess what? The School of Friendship is back in business!

Rainbow Dash

What?!