Twilight quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Twilight

[singsong, imitating Pinkie Pie (As the Spirit Of Hearth's Warming Presents)] And the reason is to be with your friends! [normal] What?

Starlight

You know you're doing your Pinkie voice, right?

Twilight

I was not!

Spike

[laughing]

Starlight

So, what happens next?

Twilight

Well, the party was—

Spike

Wait! Can we take a quick break? I need to refill my cocoa.

Twilight

[groans] Fine. But hurry up! We're almost to the best part!

Rainbow Dash

Um, I have an idea. How 'bout we don't read it.

Twilight

What she means is, before you read it, we should probably tell you about—

No, no, darling. Please, no spoilers.

Fluttershy

But—

No spoilers!

Twilight

[to the beat] Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep...

[to the beat] Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep...

Twilight

How did this happen?

I shut down the party.

Applejack

I told Plaid Stripes no.

Fluttershy

I asked the raccoons to leave.

Rainbow Dash

I asked a lot of fabric questions.

Just like I thought Rarity would want!

Twilight

As you've all probably noticed, it's been quite some time since the map has sent us on a mission of friendship.

Spike

Yeah! Ever since Starlight messed with it to go back in time and try to change history!

Twilight

Yes. Since then.

Rainbow Dash

You can't just go around—

Twilight

—pranking whoever you feel like?

Fluttershy

Without thinking about how it might make them feel?

Or if they'd even enjoy it?

Applejack

Or think it's funny?

Rainbow Dash

Yeah! [beat] Ohhh. I see what you did there.

Twilight

As the Princess of Friendship, I should set an example for all of Equestria. But today, it was Spike who taught me that a new friend can come from anywhere. I guess everypony still has things to learn about friendship. Even me! And if Spike says Thorax is his friend, then he's my friend too.

Thorax

Thank you.

Twilight

We should just close the door and let them finish... whatever this... is.

Rainbow Dash

No way! Did you see Big Mac's sword? I totally want in!

Yeah! I don't know what it is, but it looks like super duper fun!

Guys' night!

Sweetie Belle

Say, is there some kind of spell you can whip up to make her mark appear?

Twilight

Um, I don't know if any of you remember, but using magic to get a cutie mark never really works out all that well.

Applejack

The map is sending us where?!

Fluttershy

Las Pegasus?!

Applejack

But Las Pegasus is a wild vacation spot! It's just one big party!

Fluttershy

All those lights and sounds, not to mention the crowds... Oh, just the thought of it is overwhelming!

Twilight

I know Las Pegasus doesn't seem like either of your cups of tea, but I have total faith you wouldn't have been called unless you were the perfect ponies for the job.

Starlight

Sun – check. Chairs – check. And thanks to a simple Catadupa Levitata spell, we've got water. Is that everything we need to chillax?

Rainbow Dash

Nope.

Starlight

No? What did I miss?

Rainbow Dash

Quiet.

Starlight

Ah! Right.

Twilight

Great job, Starlight. Looks like you've completed another friendship lesson. [sighs]

Rainbow Dash

Hey! She completes the lesson when I say she completes it. So less learning and more chillaxing!

Starlight

So... how long do we sit quietly?

[laughing]

Twilight

Come on in, everypony! Gummy, Opalescence, and Winona? This is a surprise!

Spike

Aren't Pinkie, Rarity and Applejack with you?

[purring]

Twilight

[reading] "Sorry, darling, but I must decline the invitation to your soiree. While I'm sure it will be positively resplendent, there are certain ponies I'd rather not associate with at the moment. Rarity."

Spike

Rarity's not coming? Awww. So I polished my scales for nothing.

Twilight

[reading] "Sorry I can't make it, but I'm still a mite upset about everything that happened on the boat. Applejack." "Sorry I can't make the tea party today, but there's a small problem with the guest list. Plus, I'm right in the middle of a very important cupcake. Pinkie." Come on, Spike! Since our friends won't come here and tell us what happened, we'll just have to go to them!

Rainbow Dash

Cool. What's the bad news?

Twilight

Well, It's not exactly bad news.

Rainbow Dash

[groans] I was just there!

Starlight

Thanks so much for doing this, Trixie. When Twilight said I should bring a friend, you were the first pony I thought of.

Trixie

Great idea, Princess Twilight. Asking me – Starlight's best friend – to help her on this difficult journey really shows how wise a princess you have really become.

Twilight

[through gritted teeth] Thanks, Trixie. [hushed, to Spike] I was talking about me.