[Princess Celestia, a white alicorn with a green, blue and pink wavy mane and tail, graduates Twilight]
Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it.
TTwilight
But...you told me it was all an old pony tale.
I told you that you needed to make some friends, nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon’s return, and I knew it was you who had the magic inside to defeat her, but you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart.
[Twilight smiles at her friends]
Now if only another will as well.
[Reveal that Nightmare Moon has transformed back into Luna, a dark blue alicorn with short blue hair]
[Luna wakes up and gasps]
It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister.
TSTwilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash
Sister?
Will you accept my friendship?
[Long pause.]
I’m so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister.
’’’Gaunson: yeah me too Luna though I’ll except your friendship.
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
TTwilight
That’s just it. Just when I learn how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them.
Spike, take a note, please. [Spike writes something as she dictates.] "I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of friendship. She must report to me her findings, from her new home...in Ponyville!"
[Twilight's friends gather around her.]
TTwilight
Oh, thank you, Princess Celestia! I’ll study harder than ever before!
[Round of applause.]
Isn’t this exciting? Are you excited? ’Cause I’m excited, I’ve never been so excited! Well, except for the time that I went— [gasps] But I mean, really...
Twilight[furiously] QUIET!
And then I said, "Oatmeal, are you craz--" oh.
Twilight
Girls, there's no use in arguing.
Twilight
Eh! This is my decision, and I'm gonna make it on my own, and I certainly can't think straight with all this noise... [stomach rumbles] not to mention hunger. Now go on, shoo.
[ponies grumble]
Twilight
And don't worry, I'll figure this out... somehow.
Twilight, sugar, I didn't mean to put so much pressure on you. And if it helps, I don't want the ticket anymore. You can give it to somepony else. I won't feel bad, I promise.
Me too. I feel just awful that I made you feel so awful.
And me too! It's no fun upsetting your friends!
Twilight, it was unfair of me to try to force you as I did.
YES! That means the ticket is mine! [sing-song] I've got the ticket! I've got the ticket!
[ponies glare at her]
You know, I haven't perfected my signature moves for the Wonderbolts anyway. I don't need that ticket either.
We all got so gung-ho about going to the Gala, that we couldn't see how un-gung-ho we were making you.
PPonies
We're sorry, Twilight.
Twilight
Spike, take down a note. [Spike begins to write on a scroll] "Dear Princess Celestia, I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing a blessing. But when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala."
Twilight
If my friends can't all go, I don't want to go either!
Twilight, you don't have to do that!
Twilight
Nope, I've made up my mind. Spike, you can send the letter now!
[Spike opens the window and breathes his green fire on the letter, sending it to the Princess]
Now you won't get to go to the Gala either.
Twilight
It's OK, girls. I couldn't possibly enjoy myself without my best friends there with me. [Twilight's friends embrace her] So, I'd rather not go at all.
[Spike suddenly burps out a letter from the Princess answering Twilight's]
“My faithful student Twilight: Why didn’t you just say so in the first place?”
[There are now six tickets, one for each pony.]
Six tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala!
[Everypony gasps.]
Twilight
Now we can all go!
TTwilight
Welcome, everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to-
[flies in] Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete! This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know, it's gonna be so awesome!
TTwilight
[pushes her away] Exactly. And-
[pops up behind the podium] This week, I get to run Sugarcube Corner for the first time.
TTwilight
What does that have to do with Applejack?
[awkward pause] Oh, Applejack, one of the best bakers ever is gonna help me! Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!
TTwilight
Okay... that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter-
Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping me this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills. [slides away]
Anyone else? Anyone? No? Well then, as I was trying to say... [notices the Mayor giving her a guilty and apologetic stare; throws her papers] Ugh, never mind!
Twilight
Applejack, can we talk?
[Applejack, sleep-deprived and disoriented, can barely hear anything over the ringing in her ears.]
Twilight
[muffled and distorted] Applejack, can we talk?
[loudly] Can bees squawk?! I don't think so!
Twilight
No, can we talk?
20 stalks?! Bean or celery?!
Twilight
No! I need to talk to you!
You need to walk to the zoo?! Well, who's stopping you?!
Twilight
I need to talk to you!
Oh?! Then why didn't you say so?!
Twilight
You have a wonderful talent dealing with all kinds of animals.
Yes, because they're not dragons...
Oh come on! We've seen you walk up to a horrible manticore like it was nothing.
Yes, because he wasn't a dragon.
Spike is a dragon. You're not scared of him.
Yes, because he wasn't a huge, gigantic, terrible, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp scale-having, horn-wearing, smoke-snoring, could-eat-a-pony-in-one-bite, totally-all-grown-up dragon.
All right, that's it! We've tried persuasion [pans to Twilight], charm [pans to Rarity], [pans to Pinkie Pie, who is dressed like a birthday gift with balloons and streamers] whatever it is Pinkie Pie does...
It's time to stop wasting time! I'm going in! [flies into the Dragon's cave]
Twilight
Rainbow, no!
[flies up to the Dragon] GET OUT! [kicks the Dragon in the snout, causing him to sneeze]
Listen here, Mister! [Walks up the Dragon's snout towards his eye; angrily] Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully! You may have huge teeth and sharp scales and snore smoke and breathe fire, but, if you may ask… no, and I repeat, no, you do not, and I repeat, NOT! YOU DO NOT! HURT! MY! FRIENDS!!! You got that?
DDragon
But that rainbow one kicked me.
[Rainbow Dash grins with her eyes close and nods]
And I'm very sorry about that.
But you're bigger than she is and you should know better. You should also know better than to take a nap where your snoring can become a health hazard to other creatures.
Don't you "But I" me, Mister! Now what do you have to say for yourself? I said what do you have to say for yourself?
DDragon
[breaks down crying]
[caring] There, there! No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon. You just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all.
[ponies congratulate her]
Fluttershy to the rescue!
Twilight
You did it! I knew you could do it!
[the Dragon flies off]
Get up so I can fix it again!
Can’t hear you. I’m asleep. (Snores; Rarity yanks off the blanket) I ain’t budgin’.
(through teeth) You will if you want any blanket!
(They wrestle)
Twilight
(furiously sits up in bed) ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
(They immediately stop)
Twilight
It says right here that the number one thing you're supposed to do at a slumber party is have fun! And thanks to you two, I can't check that off!
I've been tryin' my darndest to get along.
No, it is I who've been trying my best!
Twilight
I hope you're happy! BOTH of you! You've ruined my very first slumber party! The makeovers, the s'mores, Truth or Dare, the pillow fight... I mean, is there ANYTHING else that could possibly go wrong?!
[Lightning strikes outside]
Twilight
[nervously] Sorry I asked...
[laughing] This is hilarious! Look at all of you. We got Hair-ity, Rainbow Crash, Spittie Pie, Apple-tini, Flutterguy, and... I got nothin'. "Twilight Sparkle"... I mean, seriously. I can't even work with that.
Twilight
[Sarcastic laugh] This is no joke, Spike!
[muffled by her tied tongue] Sthe sthtole my sthong! [unintelligible yelling]
Twilight
Oh, Pinkie, that doesn't sound anything like your song.
[Pinkie pauses for a moment, and then gets Fluttershy to "sing" it]
[in a spoken-word, male deadpan voice] She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances, and if you look deep in her eyes she'll put you in trances. And what would she'll do? She'll mix up an evil brew, and she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew. So, watch out.
[Two ponies have put up a banner reading "Welcome Princess Celest"]
Twilight
(Huh?) What happened to the rest of her name?
GHGolden Harvest
We couldn't fit it all in.
Twilight
You can't hang a banner that says "Welcome Princess Celest"! Take it down and try again!
Twilight
Pinkie!
Twilight, we don’t have much time!
Twilight
You’re telling me! The Princess could arrive at any moment!
Exactly, That’s why I need you gals to drop what you’re doing, and help me find some maracas!
Twilight
Maracas? Pinkie, we’ve got much bigger problems than missing maracas!
[gasps] You’re right! Getting a tuba has to be our number-one goal! Follow me.
[She zips away, but Twilight does not follow her; she instantly zips back]
Pinkie, you are so random.
[scoffs] And you are all so stubborn!! [gallops off in anger]
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