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Muppets Tonight · Season 1, Episode 1

Michelle Pfeiffer and Miss Piggy in “Michelle Pfeiffer”

[Michelle Pfeiffer and Miss Piggy perform The Sound of Music]

Michelle Pfeiffer

[to children] I'm going to sing you a song. [to Miss Piggy] In key.

Miss Piggy

[threateningly] Why, I oughta...

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