Clifford, Miss Piggy and others in “Michelle Pfeiffer”

You're really gonna do our show? We', that's great! But, but I thought you were busy doing infomercials.

[repulsed] Infomercials? Hahah, hah, hah, hah: it is to laugh! Moi am a star! I do not stoop so low as to do... infomercials!

[Turns on tv] Hey, Miss Piggy, They're running one of those infomercials you do not doooo...

[eliminates him] Hahahah, haah.

And not only do my Pigwig hair extensions make a provocative fashion statement - as - vous - can - plainly - see, but...they are also handy in the kitchen as a lovely pot scrubber. Look! [the pot turns her around really fast] The pot is getting so clean, I can see myself! Whoa, whoa!

[deadpan] Don't laugh, it paid for the beach house.