Fritz quotes from Monsters at Work

Duncan

Who's the hero now?!

Fritz

Duncan! Duncan! Look behind you! Duncan!

Duncan

What?!

Duncan

LEMME OUTTA HERE!!

Fritz

It ate Duncan!

Cutter

Oh, no! Not Dun-- Any body parts left? I got dibs on an eyestalk.

Duncan

PLEASE!! LEMME OUTTA HERE!!

Val

We gotta save him!

Tylor

Okay. How?

Val

[gets an idea] You!

Tylor

Me?

Val

You may not be the best MIFTer at fixing stuff, but you're pretty good at breaking it.

Tylor

Thanks. I think.

Val

So, get out there and fix-beak Vendy 2.

Fritz

Yeah!

Val

Double T!

Fritz

Do your worst!

Cutter

Really mess things up!

Duncan

SOMEBODY LET ME OUT! IT'S NOT AS SPEACIOUS AS IT LOOKS!

Tylor

Time to get to work! [roars loudly and begins destroying Vendy 2]

Cutter

Woah, he really would've made a great Scarer.

Fritz

Get back!

Duncan

I'll never remove a doohickey again. Ugh!

Val

Morning, MIFTers! So, what's up?

Fritz

I don't know. Tylor wouldn't let us in till you got here. [knocks on the door]

Tylor

Come on in. But cover your eyes. [the gang close their eyes] Alright, there you go, come on in. Yeah, yeah. Just over here. Careful, careful. Okay. Hold right there. Up, up! Keep'em closed. And open! [they opens their eyes to see that Tylor has put the original Vendy back together] Surprise!

Vendy!

Fritz

She's back!

Val

Ah, you fixed her!

Duncan

More like blindly cobbled.

Tylor

Hey, look, I fixed something all by myself, and I kept all the doohickeys.

Duncan

Uh-huh. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, whatever.

Fritz

Well, give it a try, Ty-Ty. Give it a try!

Tylor

Hi, Vendy! [inserts his change and presses a button]

Bump-bump-bump, big bump! [Vendy dispenses a Drooler Cooler]

Tylor

One Drooler Cooler! [throws the drink to Fritz]

Fritz

Who needs all those fancy flavors when I've got Drooler Cooler Classic?

Cutter

And we get to keep classic Fritz.

Fritz

Goodness, I feel just like Vendy, all fixed up and ready to work here at MIFT for years to come!

Tylor

Wouldn't want it any other way, Fritz.

Fritz

Cheers.

Cheers!

Cutter

Cheers, big ears!

Duncan

Oh, yeah, cheers. Whatever.

[on TV] And in weather, it's icky and sticky here in Monstropolis, with high temperatures continuing over the next few days. Don?

Thanks, Lisa. As you can see, in nearby Monstrocity, it's already well into 200s, with humidity at 140%.

Tylor

[chuckles] This is a good one. Hey, Duncan, who's that right next to you, huh, huh? [referring to Duncan's oscillating fan] That's your biggest fan.

Duncan

[sarcastically] Oh, wow. Don't quit your day job, College [his fan blows on his face] Booooooy.

Cutter

Phew! That machine shop's hot, but nearly as hot as my former husbands. Pierre, Sheldon, oh, Ricardo.

Val

Heads up! [tosses Tylor a Drooler Cooler]

Tylor

Whew! Thanks, Val.

Val

No problem. [camera shows Val making a huge stack of Drooler Coolers] Just finishing off my Drooler Cooler Tower of Coolness.

Fritz

Aw. Just when it was getting cool.

Val

Aw.

Fritz

Sad, sweaty sigh.

Sounds like it'll be monstrously hot today. [laughs] Right, Don? Don? [the camera shows Don has melted on the news desk] Somebody get a mop!

Duncan

What's he doing here?! He stole 27 1/2 cars from the parking lot!

Cutter

No, he was banished for drinking screams directly from the canisters.

Val

Is this true?

Adorable

What would I do with half a car?

Duncan

Oh, who knows the twisted criminal mind?!

Cutter

He's gotta go. Assisting or harboring a banished monster is punishable by banishment.

Fritz

Banishment?

Cutter

And you definitely can't hide 'em in your apartment for six months. Not that I would know.