I found out something about someone that is very interesting--very interesting.
Let us guess.
Is this person a well-stacked U.S. Army major nurse who's bigger than a breadbox that you're seeing on the side?
No... [realizes what Hawkeye said] ...no!
“George” · Season 2
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), Frank Marion Burns (2), Trapper John McIntyre (2), Henry Blake (1)
The man is not normal!
What's normal, Frank?
Normal is everybody doing the same thing.
What about individuality?
Well, individuality is fine--as long as we all do it together.
Frank, you're the only man I know who would make George Washington look like a slacker.
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