[Gantu captures Babyfier]
6625
A baby-making experiment? Hey, aren't humans capable of doing that that all by themselves?
No, no, no. It turns grownups into babies.
Yes, babies! Hey, I'm feeling a little peckish. How about making me a... [Babyfier has been released from the container] Hey, how'd you get out?! [Babyfier outmaneuvers Gantu and turns him into an infant, who begins to waddle around giggling]
6625
Sorry, G, I couldn't resist. I always wondered out like a guppy or a tadpole. Turns out you were just a smaller kind of ugly. Whoah! Aerial attack! [625 narrowly dodges Babyfier and tricks it into going up the elevator where it escapes]
GANTU!!! Did my hamster eyes just see what I thought they saw?! The escape of yet another valuable experiment?! And why are you acting like a baby, you incompetent, lazy, oh-so-smelly, fish-footed--
[Baby Gantu cries; 625 runs up to comfort him]
6625
Hey, lighten up, Dr. H, will ya? Little Googoo here hasn't had his nap yet.
No, no, no! There will be no napping-apping babies! I want my experiments! So get going! GO, GO, GO!!!! [625 dashes out of the ship carrying Baby Gantu in a baby stroller] NOW, NOW, NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
[Baby Stitch and Baby Gantu begin fighting over Babyfier]
BSBaby Stitch
Miiiiine! [Gantu accidentally lets go, causing him to launch himself onto a slide]
6625
Be careful, little Googoo! Don't hurt the poor innocent slide!
[Baby Jumba and Baby Pleakley sneak into Kiki's Coffee Shop to find 100% Kona Coffee to create the antidote for Babyfier's effects]
BJBaby Jumba
Ach! Too many peoples. Must clear room somehow.
[as soon as the stench reaches everyone's noses, they all flee the shop and Kiki places a "Enter at Own Risk" sign on the door]
[Baby Stitch launches the antidote into the sky, turning everyone in Kauai back to normal, including Nani]
You're back! Thank goodness I'm the little sister again. Being responsible is hard.
[chuckles] Yeah, but it can be pretty satisfying, when you raise a good kid.
Yep. In fact, I wanna reward you for being babysitter for a day. Let's go see some Sludge Mummies!
Attack of the Bones?! Really?!
Yeah. I kinda forgot what it was like to be a kid. Now I remember. When you gotta see a scary movie, you gotta see a scary movie.
[Baby Gantu is crying loudly while 625 is calling on the phone]
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Hello, Baby Hotline? Yeah, hi. How do you burp a large shark-like alien baby? No, this isn't a joke! Wait, wait, don't hang up! I--- Oh, blitznack!
[enraged] LILO, YOU LOLO! [Stitch spits out Scrump and he and Lilo rush toward the window, pushing pillows in their faces] Lilo, Stitch! Yesterday, I told you no running around the house! So what do you do? You run around the house! Last week, I told you to clean your room! Is it clean? No! What's gonna be next with you?!
She almost made me drop my highly unstable container of uflasium.
Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?
Uh, well, I ate breakfast like you asked, and I can prove it. [belches without saying "Excuse me" and Stitch laughs]
And you're supposed to say "Excuse me" when you burp! That does it, you two are grounded for 24 hours! [storms off]
[crossing her arms] What's the big deal? We didn't hurt anyone.
[Stitch is about to go out through the window]
Where are you going? [grabs Stitch's ankle]
We can't leave! We're grounded!
I don't care if it's a free country! Nani would roast us! And I don't care if we should be able to do whatever we wanna do whenever we wanna do it. We can't leave. So... So... What are you waiting for?! Help me up!
[Lilo and Stitch track down Bonnie and Clyde into an abandoned factory]
We've got you cornered, cousins!
Reeeaaally? I think it's us got the drop on you, cuz!
[Stitch growls at her]
Whoa, there, blue boy. One of Jumba's, huh?
Hi, I'm Lilo, and this is Stitch. He's your cousin. This is how it works: I turn you from bad to good, and find the one place where you belong, so you don't end up with Gantu.
Waddya you know about Gantu?
We know everything about him. He's a stinky-head. And he tries to get our experiments, but he's really lame. So even when he catches them and takes them back to his ship, we can usually rescue him.
You've broken into his ship?
No kiddin'! Hey, I'm being rude! Come in, come in! I'm 349 and he's 350. Welcome to our domicile.
What are you doing?! You showin'em our hideout! I don't think--
How many times I gotta tell ya?! Leave the tinkin' to me! Those two goody-goodies are gonna help us brake into that very high-tech, very valuable spaceship!
[after Lilo, Stitch, Bonnie and Clyde narrowly escape Gantu's ship]
I gotta hand it to you kid, that was quite the escape. You two got great criminal minds.
When did we cross the big fat line from "having fun" to "being great criminal minds"?
[Lilo, Stitch & Pleakley successfully capture Bonnie and Clyde despite Nani's warning not to leave the house]
Sorry we disobeyed you again. We had to catch the bad guys. So... Are we off the hook?
[Nani looks at Officer Kahiko, who smiles at her]
Well, you were trying to do the right thing, and you did get the bad guys. So... yeah. You and me are cool.
KOfficer Kahiko
But, you and the municipality of Kokaua Town, that's another story.
[Lilo is addressing to her softball team, which consists of Stitch, Jumba, Yin, Yang, Richter, Kixx, and Splodyhead]
Alright, men, and evil geniuses, and genetic mutants from outer space. We are here today for one purpose and one purpose only: to destroy Mertle's softball team! So let's get out there and really tear up the basepads! [Stitch dashes out to the fields and starts ripping the bases apart] I didn't mean that literally, Stitch.
Eh, question. Once team is beaten, do losers become our servants for life?
Hmm, is how team sports work on my planet.
[Stitch shoves a crate on Gantu's head, causing him to drop Slugger]
Hey, there, little guy. We're not going to hurt you. We're here to give you a new home. But see that guy over there? [points to Gantu, who still has the crate over his head]
I'm going to vaporize you, trog, just as soon as I can see you!
[Slugger nods while snorting]
Well, if you come with us, we'll keep you safe from him. Okay? [holds Slugger's hand]
[Stitch tests out Slugger's batting skills by throwing avocados at him]
Coconuts, avocados, wow he really likes to bat things around.
[Slugger accidentally splats and avocado on a picture, which Stitch licks clean]
Experiment 608 will swat at many different things. In addition to deflecting airborne projectiles launched at enemies, he is also programmed to swat away balls, toys and fruit thrown over fence by annoying neighbor children.
He hits balls? Tomorrow, Lilo's Lasers hit the practice field! We're gonna beat Mertle's team yet!
Ooh, for the rematch, will we be the home team or the away team? Because according to my research, the home team wears a white uniform while the...
Uh... You know what, Pleakley? It's just practice. And you're so good already, that you don't have to come.
[Mertle agrees to give Gantu Slugger in exchange for him being in her team]
Hey, Weirdlo! Ready to meet your doom?
We're going to destroy you.
You're cheating! You put Gantu on your team!
So? You have a new player, too!
Then let's sweeten the bet: Whoever wins, gets him! [points to Slugger]
Slugger?! I bet I know whose idea that is. [looks up at Gantu, chuckling evilly] You're on! I'll even have you first at bat.
Who said we were playing baseball? I thought we'd play basketball this time.
You did say any time, any place, any game!
But I... I didn't mean to!
[Lilo's Lasers had thanks to Pleakley's amazing basketball skills]
Pleakley, I just wanna say thanks for being loyal to me. It made me realize I should've support you when you were on my baseball team.
Oh, I don't blame you one little bit. I was awful at baseball!
It doesn't matter. Loyalty to your friends is way more important than winning. It's even more important than a stack of Elvis records.
Please, I'm getting all teary.
You didn't tell us you can play B-ball though.
It turns out that Earth basketball is is virtually identical to Priznolaprack on my home planet. I was a four-time Priznolaprack grand champion.
Well, thanks to you, we got to keep Slugger, and help him find his one true place.
[Lilo shows how Slugger is helping the softball coach show the kids how to bat]
