[Stitch receives a letter]
Mmm.... Akeba? [hands the letter to Lilo]
It's from the lady at the animal shelter where we adopted you. It says it's time for your shots.
Oh, okay... BU-BYE!!! [dashes away]
Oh, no you don't! [chases after Stitch]
S1 E34Sample (Experiment 258)
Stitch, come down! If you don't get your shots, you could catch a mutating virus!
Stitch Naga shots! Ouchie!
Okay. How about this? If you come down and get your shots, you can have coconut cake for breakfast?
Coconut cake and coffee?
Deal!
[Gantu is listening to a self-motivating CD]
IInstructor
And in order to achieve success, you must never accept failure. Tell yourself that you are a door!
I am a door.
IInstructor
Louder! Make you mama proud!
I AM A DOOR!!
6625
Hey, doo-boy, could you keep it down? I'm trying to savor a salami sub in here.
CComputer
Warning. Experiment 258 activated. Primary function: sonic annoyance.
Hmmm.... "Drives people mad by sampling sounds and repeating them in an endless grating rhythm. 625, today I will be successful. I'm ordering you to not let me back in the ship unless I have captured that experiment. Remember, no matter what I say, no matter how much I implore you, do not let me back in unless I've captured the experiment.
6625
[sarcastically] Oh, yeah. That'll work.
I heard that!
[Susan calls in Merwin and Dean from the Alien Convention after receiving Sample]
We're here to see the something.
SSusan
If you guys are alien hunters, why are you dressed like aliens?
DDean
Well, we're going to an alien's convention, and so my mom made me these costumes out of her old trailer on...
[elbows Dean] Infiltrate and assimilate, ma'am. These costumes allow us to walk among the E.T.'s undetected.
[Merwin and Dean chase Lilo and Stitch after they grab Sample]
So, thought you could hide, huh? Sorry, kids, this little alien is...
Mine!
Another one!
DDean
And he's big! Outer-space big!
Forget these little guys! Let's bag him!
Okeetaka! [he and Lilo run off with Sample]
[Merwin and Dean corner Gantu]
Out of my way, Earth forms!
DDean
[pointing his stick at Gantu] Hold it right there, alien!
A plasma-converting pulse cannon 9000 series. The most feared weapon in the galaxy! Only one known counter-measure: RUN!!! [runs away]
That alien totally thinks your ray gun is real. What's it made of?
DDean
Toilet paper rolls and aluminum foil.
Cool!
[Gantu runs back to his ship and bangs on the entrance]
625, open the door!
6625
Uh, where's the experiment?
What?!
6625
Sorry, squidly. Can't let you in without the experiment. Hey, your orders.
By the fires of the planet Krimlatt, I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR--
I think he went that way.
[Gantu captures Stitch and Sample and heads to the Alien Convention with Merwin and Dean]
Gantu, you can't let'em take you to the Alien Convention! They'll tell everybody you're an alien!
Correction, they'll tell everybody you're aliens.
But we made a deal.
And I made a new deal. I affect your capture, you two appear in the alien demonstration of the convention, and they and then they hand 258 over to me.
Egaba! Toobiteeba!
Quiet, trog, or he'll turn that plasma cannon on you!
[Jumba and Pleakley come to the Alien Convention; Pleakley is wearing Galactic Federation uniform]
Is my hair on straight?
That's better, but you don't need it. I feel completely at home here.
Ha! You say. I think you are sticking out like sore thumb.
[as soon as they enter the convention, they see many people dressed as aliens]
Greetings, fellow aliens!
Then again, maybe is my that is sticking and soring.
AAnnouncer
Greetings, aliens and spacemen. Can I have your attention? Right on this stage, for a second year in a row, Merwin and Dean and their real live aliens from outer space! Space... space.. space...
FFan
[sarcastically] Oh, this oughta be good.
What's so special about aliens? We're all real live aliens here!
FFan
[fake cough] What a geek!
Fellow believers, I, Merwin Finklestein, professional alien hunter, am proud to present, a real live alien!
[the curtain rises to reveal Gantu who failed to capture Stitch and Sample]
But we had a deal!
Yeah, we did. But you let those other two get away, so you're going to take their place.
Oh, you think so? [Dean points his stick at him] Okay, okay! Just be careful with that thing!
Oh, no! You were right! They're big nasty alien hunters with a big nasty plasma-converter pulse cannon, and you and I are in big trouble!
Bah! Big hunters are big phonies, and so is gun. Looks like plasma-converter 9000 series, but is obvious fake.
See, Stitch? Never bale out on a deal, because what goes around comes around.
S1 E35Babyfier (Experiment 151)
You want to go see what?!
Sludge Mummies Episode 2: Attack of the Bones.
But you didn't even see the first movie!
Only because you wouldn't take me!
Hello, you were 3?!
Mertle gets to see PG movies. Her mom goes with her.
Oh, and if Mertle's mom jumped off a cliff, I suppose you'd want me to do that too!
Wow! Would you?
No! There will be no cliff-jumping and no Sludge Zombie movies!
They're Sludge Mummies!
Whatever!
Ahem!
Lilo, look, I've got work to do. I said no movie, and I mean no movie.
[to Stitch and Lilo; jeep beeps] Lilo, I told you no Sludge Mummy movies!
Nani?! But I... I... I--I didn't--
Didn't think I'd come by and check? Well, you were wrong!
Uh… [chuckles nervously]
[Back at the Pelekai house, Lilo, Stitch and Nani enter as the sisters argue]
Oh, trouble coming.
I can't believe you disobeyed me! I said you couldn't see that movie!
How come you're always telling me what to do?!
Because I'm the older sister here. I'm the babysitter.
I am NOT a baby! And you're not an adult! You're just a grown-up!
Whatever! I'm responsible for you, Lilo. That means I'm all about what's best for you. So what I say goes.
You mean like a dictator?!
Go to your rooftop dome!
[elevators up to her rooftop dome bedroom] I'm already there!
[Nani walks away, groaning in annoyed anger as Lilo screams in frustration]
[Stitch releases Babyfier, causing him to turn him, Nani, Jumba and Pleakley into infants; Lilo recaptures Babyfier]
Well, now that I'm the oldest, I guess I'm in charge. But what do I do?! [the babies stare at each other and then stare at Lilo] I guess adults just do whatever they wanna do. So... Let's go to the movies. Come on, gang!
[Lilo rushes out of the kitchen, but then stops to see Baby Jumba throwing eggs everywhere]
BJBaby Jumba
[laughs] Whee! Evil! Ha, ha-ha!
Jumba, no! I'm in charge now, and I say you have to stop playing evil and go to the movies with me.
[Lilo suddenly hears the dryer running]
BNBaby Nani
Playtime! Playtime!
[pulls Baby Nani out of a laundry basket] Nani, how many times have you told me, you can't play in the dryer. [Baby Stitch detaches the fridge door and starts eating it] Stitch, no!
BPBaby Pleakley
I made oops in my pants.
[Baby Nani begins playing with the stove] Nani, no! [Baby Jumba throws an egg at her head] Jumba, no! [Baby Stitch begins to eat the whole refrigerator] STITCH, NO!!!
BPBaby Pleakley
I made more oops in my pants! [Baby Pleakley begins to cry, along with the other three babies]
I guess the movie's off. I'm a mother of four!
BNBaby Nani
Mine!
[Lilo appears]
Stop it! [The scuffle caused her doll to break] Now she's gonna get surgery again. [to Nani and Stitch] You're both grounded! [both babies cried] This is all your fault! [?] Oh, no! Not Gantu! NOT NOW!! It's nap time!
?
No! Leave it alone, you big dummy!
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