[Hämsterviel contacts Gantu while he is playing with this bath toys]
Doctor Hämsterviel! I was just practicing my tactical maneuvers.
I do not care about you plastic amusements! It is your failures at capturing my experiments that sickens me to the bone!
But, sir, it's not my fault. It's that abomination 626 and that young female Earth form...
SILENCE!!! You're good at nothing but the pathetic excuses. That is why I am giving you job to someone infinitely more competent!
More competent?! But, I...
You failed me, Gantu! As of this moment, you are fired!
6 625
Ouch, hurts to be you. Listen, a word of advice: Before you go looking for a new job, put on some pants. [Gantu smashes his bath toys in rage]
[Lilo and Stitch are playing checkers]
Uh-oh. Nanisaurus Rex is on the rampage again.
Look at these bills! $20 to fixed the window Stitch broke, $60 for the new door for the refrigerator, $200 for Mr. Koakini's broken gas grill?!
It was an emergency gas grilling situation. And we caught the experiment.
That's great, honey, but that's not gonna pay these bills and that means no hula lessons this month.
But I need my hula lessons. For self-esteen, personal growth, and development. See? [gestures to her trophy, which is broken in two] I--
My hula trophy. [Stitch uses his saliva to try to glue the pieces back togetherness, but they immediately fells off the piece]
[to Stitch and Lilo] Ok. That does it! I have had it up to here with the little blue wrecking ball.
[Pleakley has just finished with his plan to make money in order to pay the bills]
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. The money-making miracle of the ages! [pulls off the tarp to reveal a lemonade stand sign] Ta-da...lemonade!
That's it? That's your big idea? A lemonade stand?
Lemonade stands appear on all your Earth cartoons, and every situation comedy ever written. It's brilliant! Cliche but brilliant! What do you think? [Lilo leaves] Lilo?
[Hämsterviel captures Stitch and reverts him to his original evil programming; Gantu enters]
Hello, I'm here about the ad for aliens. I'm an alien.
P Professor
You're a fired alien! That's what you are!
Fired?! What, how would you-- [Hämsterviel pops out of the Professor disguise] Dr. Hämsterviel?! You're suppose to be in prison!
Three-day furlough! Just enough time to hire a new assistant! [points to Stitch]
Yes! With 626's destructive programming in place, he will help me capture the other experiments! You will not! Goodbye! [the door quickly shuts]
[the door opens quickly and Hämsterviel snatches Gantu's flyer]
Give me that! I recycle! [slams the door again]
[Stitch tricks Hämsterviel by smashing a floorboard on his disguise]
Very good! Even without the water bottle of karmic cleansing.
[Lilo and Stitch return home]
[pulls out Lilo's fixed hula trophy] Agata!
You fixed it! I think it looks better this way.
Stitch fixed my hula trophy! And this time he used real glue.
Why, thank you, Stitch. Looks like that Zen of Dog Training really paid off.
Not really. He found the path of goodness all by himself.
[a shatter sound is heard; Nani looks in the living room to find it a total mess]
Um, the path kinda went through the living room. We had a little trouble finding the glue.
[Nani faints; Stitch laughs]
[Jumba has Pleakley do his paperwork while he goes surfing with David]
This is lucky day for you, my one-eyed friend.
Ooh! Is today the once-a-year sale in Tessy's Dressies?
No. I have decided to promote you to assistant evil genius!
I wasn't aware I was even in the chain of command! What exactly does the position entail?
Little girl recovered new experiment pods. They need to be identified, registered, labeled, and categorized.
Eh... how much did you say this evil genius stuff pays?
For you, zero, but looks very good on resume.
[Gantu and 625 are fast asleep]
C Computer
Warning. Experiment 360 activated. Primary function: sleep inducer.
[covers the computer with a pillow] Just five more minutes, mother.
WAKE UP, YOU SQUID-LIP EXCUSE FOR A MOLLUSK!! A pod has been activated!
But sir, it's the middle of the nocturnal Earth cycle.
Shh, do you hear that? It's the sound of I DON'T CARE!!! I got big plans for tomorrow, so there is no time for beauty sleep!
6 625
[yawns] Too bad, he really needs it.
I have been monitoring Earth's television transmissions for over a month. And I believe I've identified the most powerful, influential human on the planet! He is always on the TV, obviously using mind control to mesmerize the Earthlings! And in two days time, you are going to capture him for me! [laughs maniacally]
Just bring the new experiment!
[Stitch uses Drowsy to help Lilo fall asleep, but now Lilo can't wake up; Stitch puts sunglasses on Lilo and uses her sleeping body as a puppet to do her errands]
Ah, Lilo! Just in time for some processed grain with dehydrated fruity bits.
[imitates Lilo] Uh, not for me. Stitch. [normal voice] Naga. Naga ti chita. [imitates Lilo] Okay! Um... bye! [drags Lilo to Mrs. Hasagawa's fruit stand]
WHERE IS EXPERIMENT 360?!?
What?! It didn't just get up and walk away!
[they both see Drowsy walking past them with a blanket covering himself]
Eh, I should use less starch in the laundry?
Is not laundry! Is my experiment!
[after Stitch successfully uses Lilo as a puppet to perform her hula dance]
That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
That was the most incredible thing I've ever seen! Unique! Daring! Original! You're Nani's sister, aren't you? [hands Stitch a card] I could use your help. A very important guest is coming here tomorrow, and I'd like you to be our aloha greeter at the airport.
I will not take no for an answer! I'm gonna be late for the meeting! Here's the info, good luck!
[after Lilo wakes up thanks to Jumba, she and Stitch tries to protect Regis Philbin from Gantu and 625]
RP Regis Philbin
I think I've figured out what's going on.
[nervously] Wh-what do you mean?
RP Regis Philbin
I'm not completely oblivious, you know. You and Stitch have been protecting from autograph hunters ever since I got here.
We?! Oh, drat! You've figured it out! Well, there's one other Hawaiian tradition we haven't told you about: Hanai.
RP Regis Philbin
Hanai? What's that?
It's when you welcome a stranger into your home. My house is not as nice as this hotel, but no one will think to look for you there.
RP Regis Philbin
Okay! Just one condition: you get some rest, too. You've been working too hard.
It's a deal! In fact, I think it's time everyone had a good snooze. Me, Pleakley, Nani, Jumba... [Stitch yawns and lies down on the floor] ...and Drowsy here can help.
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