Law & Order · Season 2
[Stone and Robinette discuss the hiring of Arthur Gold as Charles Martine's lawyer.]
If you're referring to the Jacobs case, that was six years ago, we were understaffed, and that laundry list of paperwork he made was abusive.
It was good enough to suppress the murder weapon. Good enough to beat you.
No excuses, you screwed up!
I thought-
-Brains didn't enter into it!
What are you putting in your coffee, Stone? 'Cuz you're high if you think-
I think this offer is good for another thirty seconds.
[Arthur Gold has lost the case to Stone.]
You're not that smart- you never were. [grins] Call me, we'll do lunch. [He drives off.]
You'd really eat lunch with him?
Oh, maybe. If he orders crow.
Who’s available to send in?
An armed robber. A rent-gouging landlord. Both of those are ripe for deals.
Go with the armed robber: ends up in front of a jury, get more sympathy than a landlord.
I told him it was all right, a technical violation at worst.
Bad advice, counselor. Very bad advice. I've got a technical solution for his technical violation. Mr. Ryder likes islands? I've got one for him. Rikers.
If he takes the deal, I’d say 'Yes'.
If he takes the deal, I’ll start buying lottery tickets.
A gun so loved it had to have its own license.
He was probably traumatized by the incident.
Not enough to stay away from guns.
Eye for an eye's worked for thousands of years.
[a serial killer has avoided the death penalty]
I don't know, I think 25 to life is pretty good.
I know two people that would call it a gift.
Maybe this would cheer them up. [hands him a newspaper]
The obituaries?
Richard Speck murdered eight nurses and died in prison. He was 49. Cheney's 42.
[about her husband, an accused serial killer] I loved him. I didn't know.
Didn't know what?
That he was an animal.
[A nun has been accused of child molestation; Dr. Olivet has interviewed the alleged victim]
There's a lot of pain there. I don't think it's an act.
Great. So we move on a nun.
Don't nuns have curfews?
That went out with the penguin suit.
It's entrapment. You offered a bribe.
You can lead a horse to water, you can't make him steal it.
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