This is freakin' amazing. I don't know a computer disk from a slipped disk.
S1 E22The Blue Wall
JJudge
Before we adjorn, I want to note for the record that I am appalled. We often say that our public officials are not above the law, but that's not enough. They represent it; if they don't obey it, who will?
You know why cops hate IAD? Because you idiots couldn't convict a 10-year-old of selling watered-down lemonade.
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