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Your PO told us you'd be crashing at your grandma's crib.
Yeah, she ain't here right now.
You know, you haven't talked to your PO in quite a while. That's a parole violation. You oughtta give him a call.
I've been busy.
Yeah, murder has a way of screwing up your whole schedule, doesn't it?
You're in luck. Jen's been here all day. She's on a creative jag.
I used to have those, except I called them benders.
The police are out to get me!
With three dead bodies, can you blame them?
[while handcuffing a suspect] You've heard of the three rings of Saturn? These are the two rings of Rikers.
I'm going to offer evidence that the commonly accepted version of the Second World War is wrong. That there was no Holocaust, there were no death camps, and there certainly was no Final Solution.
Your Honor, please!
Did hundreds of thousands of Jews die? Yes. And not only Jews, but gypsies, Poles, Russians, yes. But those deaths weren't murders, they weren't genocide, they were the inevitable result of disease, of starvation, of war.
Every respectable historian in the world would disagree!
There are distinguished academics who think otherwise.
Holocaust deniers. Cranks, anti-Semites disguising their real agenda. Meretricious nonsense does not become expert testimony just because it comes wrapped in a Ph.D!
Why don't we let a jury decide what's fringe nonsense and what's not?
Why don't we let a judge decide first?
We would happily accept an evidentiary hearing, Your Honor. Nothing would please us more.
Your Honor can't entertain this disreputable, evil theory! If someone insists that the Earth is flat, and the sun circles around it, despite all evidence to the contrary, are we supposed to engage the argument on their terms? This is is a conversation with a lunatic!
Hold your horses, Mr. McCoy. I agree. No rational, unbiased person could look at the historical evidence and doubt the fact of the Holocaust. It cannot be disputed. Nor will it be in my court.
You think Anders is telling the truth, that he didn't have anything to do with Leah Glaser's murder?
They knew a guilty man when they saw one.
We could check his email.
What do you wanna bet it's all spam?
I'm surprised you even know what that is.
I used to think it was lunch meat.
You want me to testify against these guys?
Libretti, Biscotti and Tortomassi.
I'll need to go into witness protection.
You'll testify and go to jail, and if I'm in a good mood I'll consider arranging segregation from the general population.
I knew being Chief of Detectives had its benefits. I didn't know they included a table at Raimondo's.
I hear the food here is really good.
Oh, it's to die for.
So I suppose Sonny Keane will have plenty of time to work on his next book.
A few years in prison should provide him with many interesting real-life experiences.
You're telling me, this guy got killed because he reached for a foul ball?
And the suspect list is the Greater New York phone book.
I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I'm actually starting to feel real sorry for this dude.
Hey, we were one out away from the World Series!
Hey look, Ed. A .22.
That's not mine! You guys planted that there!
That's really original. I've never heard that one before.
Mr. Yoshida, what was your reaction when you heard police had apprehended a suspect in your wife's death?
Relief. And also sadness. Nothing can bring Tamiko back, but I'm glad the man who did this will pay for his crime...
Yeah, so are we.
Detectives.
We wanted to welcome you back personally.
We brought you a gift from the city of New York.
I don't understand.
You like jewelry? [cuffs Mr. Yoshida] Bracelets.
Hiroshi Yoshida, you're under arrest for the murder of Tamiko Yoshida.
Young wife, old groom, wedding night. Maybe he died of a heart attack.
Like my mother used to say, play with kids your own age.
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