My mother used to beat me with one hand and hold a rosary with the other. The next time I enter a church, it'll be in a pine box carried by six of my friends.
“Apocypha” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Mike Logan (2), Benjamin Stone (1), D.A. Adam Schiff (1)
My old lady had a rosary in her left hand while she beat the crap out of me with her right. The next time I go to a church, six of my closest buddies will be carrying me.
Next, I'd like to see you yank out the tablecloth and leave the glasses standing. No way you should have won this case.
I just sold them a bit of my own snake oil.
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