Tigress quotes from Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

Tigress

Those "flowers" are made out of coupons.

Tigress

[lunges forward and hugs Po] You're alive! [then backs away] And l'm, um, pleased about that.

Mr. Ping

[As the puppet] Oh, someone has a sad face! What's your name, little girl?

Tigress

Back away.

Mr. Ping

[As the puppet] Oh, and would Back Away like a pretty flower?

Tigress

No.

Po

[Pretending to be sick] Uh-oh! I think I've caught T-- Tigress' cold!

Tigress

I do not have-- [Puts her fist to her mouth while coughing] --A cold! [Coughs, then frowns]

Tigress

I am not afraid of you!

Po

Yes you are. Scaredy cat, scaredy cat, scaredy cat!

Crane

He smells evil.

Tigress

That's not new.

Hey, Good Lookin'. What's shakin'?

Tigress

[Growls furiously]

Mr. Ping

Junjie is holding Shifu prisoner, and Po went the Jade Palace to rescue him, all alone. You have to help him.

Tigress

[wearing bunny ears] Ha, help Po? After what he did? Are you serious?

Mr. Ping

Would you mind taking off those ears?

Crane

He probably just made that up about Shifu. I mean, Junjie is a Shaolin master.

Mr. Ping

[grabs Crane by the beak and pulls him down to his face; seriously] Listen to me, limp-beak! My son may be not perfect. He may be big and loud and clumsy and annoying and impatient and hot-headed and...where...where am I going with this?

Crane

Sorry, Po. I spent my last few coins on a new nasal irrigator. Ain't she a beaut? But, uh, I'd be happy to donate my services in any way I can. Uh, excuse me.

Po

Wait a minute, great idea! We can all donate our services!

Tigress

Which means?

Po

We'll hold a Jade Palace Fancy-Pants Auction!

Monkey

You mean, get people to bid money on us?

Po

Right. Whoever bids the most, gets to spend the day with their favorite Kung Fu master. Is that an incredibly awesome idea or what?

Tigress

I doubt Master Shifu would approve.

Po

He won't know. He's off on his yearly pilgrimage to enhance his spiritual powers.

Shifu

[getting his back massaged by a bunny woman jumping on him; sighs in relaxation] Just a little to the left. There-- Ah! Thank you.

Monkey

No auction for me, Po. What if Mrs. Yoon bids on me? She smells like paste! Paste!

Mr. Ping

[standing on a pedestal] Hello! And welcome to the Jade Palace Master Kung Fu Charity Auction! And brought to you by Ping's Noodle Shop. This week only, all noodle soup profits go directly to the new children's hospital. [a group of kids cheer] But not dessert profits. [the kids groan sadly] What? Let's not go cuckoo crazy here. Hmm… okay… dessert profits too. [the kids cheer again] Okay, okay, let's get right to the bidding! First up, Master Tigress!

Tigress

[to Po; smugly] Watch and learn, charitable chump.

Tigress

Focus, Crane. Even though she's injured, Fenghuang won't be easy to capture. We have to go after her.

Crane

[walks away from the others and lightly hits the Adversary, which he then gets his beak stuck] Ow.

Tigress

[stopping Po as he tries to console Crane] Just leave him alone, Po. Crane's an accomplished Kung Fu master. He'll get his confidence back.

Mantis

Where have you guys been? Fenghuang's been spotted up by the mountains!

Viper

And she's still nursing her wing!

Tigress

This is our chance to capture her! Come on! We gotta get up there while she's still weak.

Crane

I… I'm not going.

Po

Huh? Crane, no! We need you.

Crane

Po, you saw me freeze up when Fenghuang attacked. And you heard everyone laughing when we went down to the village.

Po

[optimistically] So? That's something. [laughs nervously before Crane turns to him with a sad look on his face] Crane, we're friends. And being friends means we can always count on each other. No matter what anybody else thinks.

Crane

Sorry, Po. [sadly looks away]

Po

Crane…

Tigress

[putting her hand on Po's shoulder] He's made his choice, Po. We gotta get going.

Mr. Ping

It is with great pleasure that I announce the grand opening of the new children's hospital! Master Crane, as one of the most respected and loved members of the Furious Five, will you do the honors?

Crane

Well, uh… Me? [two bunny kids give him back his hat before putting it back on his head]

Po

[giving him a thumbs-up] Way to go, buddy.

Crane

[cuts the red ribbon with his beak, declaring the children's hospital open, and everyone cheers; then starts coughing and wheezing] Was that ribbon made of silk?! [snorting]

Tigress

[sighs] Let's get him inside.

Monkey

He's allergic to silk?

Mantis

Of course.

Mr. Ping

[laughs nervously] Let's hear it for Master Crane, the hospital's first patient!

Po

[sits up, putting his hand on his head; groaning] Did we save the lychee nuts?

Shifu

You're lucky to be alive, panda.

Mantis

[sighs in disappointment] It's my fault. Lidong was too big.

Monkey

You did what you could, considering you're so… Uh, green?

Mantis

I should have been able to take that guy.

Po

How? Lidong once fought Tigress to a stand still.

Tigress

His size is formidable. You never had a chance.

Mantis

Yeah, because I'm comically tiny! That's what you're all thinking, isn't it?

Shifu

A true master realizes his limits. Only then can he push past them.

Mantis

Well, maybe it's time I pushed my limits. I'm not gonna be the weak link on this team. No way! [hops away]

Crane

Tiny people can be so sensitive.