Crane, Po and others in “Crane on a Wire”

Sorry, Po. I spent my last few coins on a new nasal irrigator. Ain't she a beaut? But, uh, I'd be happy to donate my services in any way I can. Uh, excuse me.

Wait a minute, great idea! We can all donate our services!

Which means?

We'll hold a Jade Palace Fancy-Pants Auction!

You mean, get people to bid money on us?

Right. Whoever bids the most, gets to spend the day with their favorite Kung Fu master. Is that an incredibly awesome idea or what?

I doubt Master Shifu would approve.

He won't know. He's off on his yearly pilgrimage to enhance his spiritual powers.

[getting his back massaged by a bunny woman jumping on him; sighs in relaxation] Just a little to the left. There-- Ah! Thank you.

No auction for me, Po. What if Mrs. Yoon bids on me? She smells like paste! Paste!