Sorry, Po. I spent my last few coins on a new nasal irrigator. Ain't she a beaut? But, uh, I'd be happy to donate my services in any way I can. Uh, excuse me.
[standing on a pedestal] Hello! And welcome to the Jade Palace Master Kung Fu Charity Auction! And brought to you by Ping's Noodle Shop. This week only, all noodle soup profits go directly to the new children's hospital. [a group of kids cheer] But not dessert profits. [the kids groan sadly] What? Let's not go cuckoo crazy here. Hmm… okay… dessert profits too. [the kids cheer again] Okay, okay, let's get right to the bidding! First up, Master Tigress!
[Crane flies up in the air and lands on the stage with a dramatic pose, then breaks a few wooden boards held by the crowd with his hands and feet as they cheer for him]
[sneezes and snorts the mucus back in his nose, shortly after, making the crowd react in disgust] Excuse me. Lot of allergens in the air. [makes strained honking sounds] It'll, uh, it'll clear up in a second. [sneezes loudly and uncontrollably as the crowd follows his back-and-forth pacing and Po cringes in embarrassment]
The people are watching. Continue the auction! Let's keep the, uh, good times rolling with the Dragon Warrior!
[Crane slowly walks away from the stage as more people approach, and bumps into two kids who laugh at him before continuing their way, then sadly enters Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop and looks at his reflection on a wok]
I'm okay! I got this! [frees himself by landing in the center of the crowd, and they all laugh mockingly at him] Ha, ha. Why don't you paint a picture? It'll last longer.
[A villager unfolds a scroll, showing a crude drawing of Crane stuck on the wall in which the crowd bursts into hysterical laughter; Crane laughs anxiously and lets out a loud honk]
[optimistically] So? That's something. [laughs nervously before Crane turns to him with a sad look on his face] Crane, we're friends. And being friends means we can always count on each other. No matter what anybody else thinks.
[sadly lowers his head, having to have heard that] Because I'm a joke, Zeng. At any moment, I could freeze up. [honks] At least here, I can't hurt anyone. [sneezes violently and coughs, almost hitting Zeng with the broom]
It is with great pleasure that I announce the grand opening of the new children's hospital! Master Crane, as one of the most respected and loved members of the Furious Five, will you do the honors?
[cuts the red ribbon with his beak, declaring the children's hospital open, and everyone cheers; then starts coughing and wheezing] Was that ribbon made of silk?! [snorting]
