Seriously how, I need to forget him (his father, Taotie) too. [Taotie looks at his son]
ViperWait, if you expected us to know who you are, you must know who we are
I am Taotie, your, uh... Kung Fu master!
FFFurious Five
[Bowing] Master Taotie.
[To Viper] You, you're uh... Noodle. [To Monkey] You're Doodie. [To Mantis] Little Britches. [To Tigress] Whiskers Kitty-poo. [To Crane] And you're, uh, El Storko. [Laughs]
[Does a fake cough] Loser. [Taotie looks at his son again after hearing this]
Where have you guys been? Fenghuang's been spotted up by the mountains!
Viper
And she's still nursing her wing!
This is our chance to capture her! Come on! We gotta get up there while she's still weak.
Huh? Crane, no! We need you.
Po, you saw me freeze up when Fenghuang attacked. And you heard everyone laughing when we went down to the village.
[optimistically] So? That's something. [laughs nervously before Crane turns to him with a sad look on his face] Crane, we're friends. And being friends means we can always count on each other. No matter what anybody else thinks.
Sorry, Po. [sadly looks away]
[putting her hand on Po's shoulder] He's made his choice, Po. We gotta get going.
Viper
She beat Shifu!
MLMei Ling
[chuckles] I always do. He never could bring himself to fight his own girlfriend.
Girlfriend? [faints and Monkey lifts him back up on his feet] Girlfriend?!
Ex-girlfriend, and evil incarnate.
MLMei Ling
Mm, so dramatic. But yes, I suppose I was a bit of a bad girl back in the day. [2D animated flashback begins; voice-over] Shifu was a young prodigy. I was a rogue Kung Fu master. It was love at first fight. We became quite the item, but it couldn't last. [they both walk down the road, holding hands, until an ox warrior with a golden tooth appears, and they take him down together] Shifu felt a higher calling. But I used Kung Fu as a way to make a living. When I refused to change my ways, Shifu dumped me. He cared more about the honor of Kung Fu than he cared about me.
[End of flashback]
That's not true. [turns to her] I cared about you very much, it's just that--
Wait, I totally get it! Mei Ling doesn't scare you because she can beat you, she scares you 'cause you're afraid you still like her.
I, uh… Po, that's ridiculous.
[The Furious Five hum innocently]
Your mouth says "no," but your eyes say "Don't mind if I do." [brings him and Mei Ling closer together] Forbidden love, so romantic!
[denying] Never. Mei Ling is a petty thief.
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