Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness · Season 1
[re-first lines of the series, In the Training Hall, Master Shifu walks into view]
Panda, you're next! Ten seconds to get to the other side unscathed!
[Begins through the Gauntlet of Wooden Warriors; he blocks two of the Warrior's arms] Cat-like reflexes!
[Flies in from the roof] HUAH!
Monkey?!
[The two briefly battle each other before Monkey gains the upper-hand]
[Stuffs his fingers up Po's nose] Ha ha! Two points for Monkey! [Pulls back his fist] Lights out, Po!
[A brainwashed Monkey throws a boulder behind Po; Po turns around and sees the boulder]
What are you trying to do?
[Dazed voice] Destroy Po!.
[When a sick Tigress keeps sneezing on him] Master Shifu, can we take five so I can go sterilize my beak with hot coals?
Friends love the sneezy trick!
I've got a secret weapon: AWESOMENESS!
[Mr. Ping, as "Mr. Clown", is performing a homemade goat puppet to try and entertain Tigress, who is resting in bed and has River Fever]
[As the puppet] Oh, someone has a sad face! What's your name, little girl?
Back away.
[As the puppet] Oh, and would Back Away like a pretty flower?
No.
[While Mr. Ping is trying to cheer Tigress up by posing as "Mr. Clown" and performing a puppet]
Those "flowers" are made out of coupons.
[Pretending to be sick] Uh-oh! I think I've caught T-- Tigress' cold!
I do not have-- [Puts her fist to her mouth while coughing] --A cold! [Coughs, then frowns]
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