Zeng quotes from Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

Crane

And that, Zeng, is how my uncle decided to re-insulate the nest with thatched reed instead of the more popular doubled-up bundled straw.

Zeng

[laughs weakly] That's very… interesting, Master Crane.

Crane

Yep. True story about thatched reed--

Zeng

Uh, Master Crane? Forgive me, but, uh, why didn't you go with the others?

Crane

[sadly lowers his head, having to have heard that] Because I'm a joke, Zeng. At any moment, I could freeze up. [honks] At least here, I can't hurt anyone. [sneezes violently and coughs, almost hitting Zeng with the broom]

Zeng

Master Shifu, it's Mei Ling!

Shifu

[alarmed] Mei Ling?! Lock the doors! Man the gates! Double the guard!

Po

Mei Ling? Oh, no!

Zeng

Mistress Mei Ling.

Mantis

Mmm, razza frapsit.

Good to see you, Zeng. Miss me?

Zeng

Uh, maybe a little.

Mm, let me guess. Shifu's students, right?

Po

Yeah, sorry, Miss Ling, uh, you just missed Shifu. He's…not here.

Oh, such a shame. I was hoping he'd be hiding in that cabinet. [opens the cabinet and finds Shifu clinging onto the cabinet door]

Shifu

Gah! Stay back! Don't come any closer.

Po

[whispering to Monkey] Why is Shifu so afraid of her?