7th most-quoted character in Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness: in 6 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Po (5), Crane (4), Tigress (3)
Scenes with Mantis 6
They call me a brilliant genius!
Mantis
Wasn't this supposed to be about us?
Oh, sorry. But then at the peak of... of my... our glory, there arose a terrible menace. A dark lord of evil known as Shifu...'s-An-Idiot. Yeah, Shifu's-An-Idiot and his nefarious confederate, Po...-Chews-With-His-Mouth-Open.
And although we have defeated them at every turn, Shifu's-An-Idiot and Po keep coming back. By the way, last time we fought those guys, I saved your lives. That's why you should be really nice to me. And then... there was a giant cake with eyes and uh... the end.
Mantis
I think I remember that cake!
[to Po; sadly] Sorry I ruined your auction, Po. [leaves the stage in rejection, realizing he lost his reputation and confidence]
But, Crane… [Crane sneezes off-screen] mean to… That didn't go very well, did it?
Mantis
Oh, you figured that all out by yourself?
The people are watching. Continue the auction! Let's keep the, uh, good times rolling with the Dragon Warrior!
[Crane slowly walks away from the stage as more people approach, and bumps into two kids who laugh at him before continuing their way, then sadly enters Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop and looks at his reflection on a wok]
Mantis
Where have you guys been? Fenghuang's been spotted up by the mountains!
And she's still nursing her wing!
This is our chance to capture her! Come on! We gotta get up there while she's still weak.
Huh? Crane, no! We need you.
Po, you saw me freeze up when Fenghuang attacked. And you heard everyone laughing when we went down to the village.
[optimistically] So? That's something. [laughs nervously before Crane turns to him with a sad look on his face] Crane, we're friends. And being friends means we can always count on each other. No matter what anybody else thinks.
Sorry, Po. [sadly looks away]
[putting her hand on Po's shoulder] He's made his choice, Po. We gotta get going.
It is with great pleasure that I announce the grand opening of the new children's hospital! Master Crane, as one of the most respected and loved members of the Furious Five, will you do the honors?
Well, uh… Me? [two bunny kids give him back his hat before putting it back on his head]
[giving him a thumbs-up] Way to go, buddy.
[cuts the red ribbon with his beak, declaring the children's hospital open, and everyone cheers; then starts coughing and wheezing] Was that ribbon made of silk?! [snorting]
[sighs] Let's get him inside.
Mantis
Of course.
[laughs nervously] Let's hear it for Master Crane, the hospital's first patient!
[sits up, putting his hand on his head; groaning] Did we save the lychee nuts?
You're lucky to be alive, panda.
Mantis
[sighs in disappointment] It's my fault. Lidong was too big.
You did what you could, considering you're so… Uh, green?
Mantis
I should have been able to take that guy.
How? Lidong once fought Tigress to a stand still.
His size is formidable. You never had a chance.
Mantis
Yeah, because I'm comically tiny! That's what you're all thinking, isn't it?
A true master realizes his limits. Only then can he push past them.
Mantis
Well, maybe it's time I pushed my limits. I'm not gonna be the weak link on this team. No way! [hops away]
Tiny people can be so sensitive.
Mantis
Mmm, razza frapsit.
MLMei Ling
Good to see you, Zeng. Miss me?
MLMei Ling
Mm, let me guess. Shifu's students, right?
Yeah, sorry, Miss Ling, uh, you just missed Shifu. He's…not here.
MLMei Ling
Oh, such a shame. I was hoping he'd be hiding in that cabinet. [opens the cabinet and finds Shifu clinging onto the cabinet door]
Gah! Stay back! Don't come any closer.
[whispering to Monkey] Why is Shifu so afraid of her?
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Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness · 69 quotes
