Most-quoted character in Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness: in 35 of its 69 quotes Most scenes with: Shifu (9), Crane (7), Monkey (7)
Scenes with Po 24
Po
[pauses] Leave them alone.
MLMei Li
Puddle belly! [hits Po's nose with puppet] My stuff is gone and it’s all your fault!?
Po
My fault? IT'S MY FAULT?! You wouldn’t stay in the tree, he let the bandits getaway, you pick out of the last of water and you pick out my friends!
MLMei Li
[gasps] How dare you!
Po
I dare because when I say something's wrong, it's wrong!! I don’t care how Royal Highnessy you are. You are mean, rotten, bossy, bratty, and nobody likes you!
[sighs] That is Fenghuang. She was the greatest fighter of us all, but she… changed. Over the years, the most powerful of us have all had one thing in common: they've become dark, twisted, villainous. In a word, evil. Po, you are the most powerful.
Po
Wow, Shifu thanks. I mean, coming from you that means a... wait, what?! So that means, I'm gonna turn evil?!
Well, they say Fenghuang had very special skills that Oogway recognized and refined. [voice-over during a 2D animated flashback she's training in the training hall, under Oogway's supervision] As he trained her, she just got stronger. Until she was the most powerful of the Five, and that's when she started to change. She challenged Oogway to fight, declaring that she would be the master of the Jade Palace. But Oogway had been expecting this. He had built an inescapable owl-shaped cage.
[voice-over] But, he would have to defeat her to get her in it. [Oogway and Fenghuang start engaging in a fight and after that, Fenghuang is left injured] She could not defeat Oogway, but she could run. [Fenghuang flies away, leaving the Jade Palace as Oogway and the old Five watch; end of flashback] There's a rumor she's been up in the Northern Mountains, too afraid of Oogway to return.
Po
And now everyone thinks that I'm gonna go bad just like she did!
Sorry, Po. I spent my last few coins on a new nasal irrigator. Ain't she a beaut? But, uh, I'd be happy to donate my services in any way I can. Uh, excuse me.
Po
Wait a minute, great idea! We can all donate our services!
The people are watching. Continue the auction! Let's keep the, uh, good times rolling with the Dragon Warrior!
[Crane slowly walks away from the stage as more people approach, and bumps into two kids who laugh at him before continuing their way, then sadly enters Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop and looks at his reflection on a wok]
Po, you saw me freeze up when Fenghuang attacked. And you heard everyone laughing when we went down to the village.
Po
[optimistically] So? That's something. [laughs nervously before Crane turns to him with a sad look on his face] Crane, we're friends. And being friends means we can always count on each other. No matter what anybody else thinks.
It is with great pleasure that I announce the grand opening of the new children's hospital! Master Crane, as one of the most respected and loved members of the Furious Five, will you do the honors?
[cuts the red ribbon with his beak, declaring the children's hospital open, and everyone cheers; then starts coughing and wheezing] Was that ribbon made of silk?! [snorting]
[As Po and the Furious Five learn how to do the Iron Samara, Crane fails to concentrate and fling Po at the dummy, making him crash out of the courtyard and fall down the stairs]
[snapping sharply] Someone always gets hurt! Kung fu isn't safe! It's just like my… Like, someone said. [sadly turns around] I have to go. [starts walking to the doors]
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness · 69 quotes
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