Chef Kawasaki quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

But this school doesn't have anything to do with cooking.

Chef Kawasaki

That's okay. My cooking doesn't have anything to do with cooking either!

Chef Kawasaki

Please, take it down! I don't deserve this!

Sorry, Kawasaki. King's orders!

Maybe we should give this diss thing a try.

Gus

And it sure beats having to buy him a present.

You do have a point there, Gus.

Kawasaki deserves a little dissing.

His food disses all our stomachs.

Chef Kawasaki

I hope you brought your appetite, Kirby, 'cause tonight you can eat as much as you want!

You're gonna regret saying that.

Escargoon

That maniac drilled so deep, I thought he was gonna strike oil...

King Dedede

[hearty laugh] Serves ya right! I knew that sweet tooth of yours would turn sour someday!

Escargoon

You’re quite a candy fiend yourself, Sire. You could get cavities too, you know.

King Dedede

[laughs] My chompers is way too powerful to get conquered by cavities!

Ooooh!

Oh, Tuff... This is terrible. The whole place was destroyed when that spaceship attacked. There's no Cappy Town left.

I don't believe it.

Tokkori

Folks are sayin' this is your fault.

When your ship crashed, we welcomed you to Cappy Town and now we're paying for it, Kirby.

Chef Kawasaki

Yeah. We lost everything because of you!

It was a mistake to let you live here.

Maybe it's time for you to move on.

Yeah, this is all your fault, Kirby!

This isn't Kirby's fault. It's Dedede's fault!

Yeah, what about all the times Kirby came to our rescue?

He sure didn't save us this time.

That's why we don't have a place to live anymore.

Cappy Town is in ruins.

There's not a mailbox left in the whole town.

It's a fine mess Kirby's got us in.

Well, this isn't gonna solve anything.

Yeah! Now's the time to work together!

Come on! We can't give up now! Remember, we've been through tough times before. We'll pull through this one too!

Kirby

Poyo!

We just don't know what we should do, Tiff.

Meta Knight will tell us. He wants to meet with all of us up in the castle.

This is catastrophic.

How can we survive, Meta Knight?

Maybe we should just get rid of Kirby.

Meta Knight

Listen to me. eNeMeE is not just after Kirby. He will not stop until he controls the entire universe! We must all try to stop him!

That's what this battleship's for, right?

We can battle eNeMeE from inside here.

Kirby

Poyo.

This sounds crazy.

Meta Knight

The odds are against us, but you must decide now! I need a crew. Will you stand up and fight with me?

You want us to fight?!

Chef Kawasaki

I'm a chef, not a soldier!

Meta Knight

I cannot fly this ship alone. Are there no brave volunteers? Chief Bookem!

Ah, I'd like to help, but I'm a lawman, not an airman.

I'm too old to volunteer.

Chef Kawasaki

I think I left my oven on!

My crystal ball needs polishing!

Gus

Gotta go pump some gas!

Good luck, Meta Knight!

Kirby doesn't stand a chance without help.

Well what're you waitin' for? We can't let a Star Warrior battle alone!

Who is he?

I don't know, but he could use a shave.

Sergeant Kit Cosmos! I served with Meta Knight and the Star Warrior force and I'm reportin' for duty.

Tiff told us about you.

He's a big hero.

You live on that island.

Kirby and his squad found me there, and when they went home, I chose to stay. But now I've come to help Kirby take on eNeMeE. All right then, who's ready to fight alongside me?

He certainly is a tough cookie.

Chef Kawasaki

Yeah. Even tougher than my cookies.

Will you stand alongside me, or are you a cowering coward?

We can't fight, Sergeant.

We're not soldiers.

Not soldiers? Is that a reason for you to stand there and do nothin'?! Kirby's riskin' his life to save your planet, and it's your duty to help him!

Look who's here.

Sergeant Cosmos!

I'd never miss a fight if I can help it. [Meta Knight steps out to greet him] Meta Knight, sir!

Meta Knight

What brings you here?

I may be a soldier who's over the hill, but I'm proud to serve one last time, if you'll have me.

Meta Knight

I will.

It'll be an honor, sir.

Chef Kawasaki

I can mess up the mess hall, so count me in too!

You'll need a medic.

Gus

And I've got the muscle to tune this baby up for ya!

Thanks, guys! But not all of us can go.

Yeah. Somebody's gotta stay behind to start rebuildin' Cappy Town.

Hmmm. We never thought of that, did we?

Yeah, I guess you're... [the area around them shakes again]

All volunteers on board.

Blade Knight

[mumbling] Help Kirby.

Chef Kawasaki

Cooking this spice-free space food is as easy as boiling water!

This is the first time I ever enjoyed Kawasaki's cooking.

Chef Kawasaki

Can I boil you some dessert?

Isn't there any place we can go to get away from you two?

I should've guessed you'd try and stow away.

Escargoon

We have a right to be here, sister!

King Dedede

Yeah, this ship was built on my property.

Chef Kawasaki

What are you doing here?!

King Dedede

I'm comin' along to give you all a helping hand! I'm sick and tired of eNeMeE sendin' me all them defective monsters!

Escargoon

What else can we say? We're disgruntled.

King Dedede

I'm gonna show them crooked creepos that they've done ripped off this here king for the last time!

Well we don't believe a word you say!

Meta Knight

Do your duty, Chief.

I'm lockin' you up as non-combatant detainees.

Gus

They got thousands of those flyin' hub-cabs!

Chef Kawasaki

Maybe we should go back while there's still time.

I agree. There's no way we can win this.

Meta Knight

We will not retreat. We must enter the fortress and fight to the finish!

Chef Kawasaki

What's going on? They're fighting each other.

And they're not attackin' us.

What's eNeMeE up to now?

Meta Knight

We are not fighting this battle alone.

[turns on his screen to contact the Halberd crew] Hey, how's it goin', gang?

Knuckle Joe!

I took over a Destraya and was hoping you'd let me join your party.

[her screen comes on as well] Do you remember me? I came along to help, too.

Hey, that's Sirica!

Kirby

Poyo!

Knuckle Joe and I have become friends now and we're teaming up to help you defeat eNeMeE.

[his and his knights' screen comes on as well] And we will be joining the battle as well.

Meta Knight

Arthur, and the rest of the Star Warriors!

We were able to raid the fortress and commandeer some Destraya ships. We will clear the way for you to enter the fortress so you and Kirby can challenge eNeMeE.

Meta Knight

It will be an honor.

Kirby

Poyo.

But right now, just sit back and let us handle that fleet.

Now onto victory!

Full speed ahead!

They destroyed the enemy ships!

Meta Knight

Yes! Now we can enter the fortress. Set engine to maximum power! [the Halberd blasts its way past more Destrayas and successfully enters the entrance to Nightmare's fortress]

It's awful quiet.

Chef Kawasaki

I wonder why nobody's attacking us.

Maybe they've given up.

Detecting something big, closing fast.

Look there!

Kirby

Pooo...

Meta Knight

eNeMeE...

Nightmare

Heh. It was a mistake to come here, Kirby. As you can see, you and your puny band of Star Warriors pose no threat to me. Challenging me is the last mistake you will ever make!

Kirby

Poyo!

Meta Knight

Follow him.

[using King Dedede's cell phone that he dropped to track the signal] The signal's coming from up there.

Gus

Must be the command center.

That's where they control the fortress.

Chef Kawasaki

Hey, let's set up a blast up there and wreck the place. That'll stop eNeMeE!

Yeah, but who can do it?

Tokkori

It's your idea, so you oughtta go.

[laughs heartily] Don't worry. I'm comin' along to provide backup support.

Chef Kawasaki

I wish I never cooked up this idea.

[evilly laughs] Kirby's falling right into our trap, thanks to you.

King Dedede

Hold it! We've got a problem here.

Escargoon

We could use some refreshments.

King Dedede

Yeah. How about showing us some grinditude with some grub?

I'm afraid I can't help you fellas. There's no kitchen in the command center.

Escargoon

We'll call Kawasaki!

King Dedede

Oooh! [laughs and grabs the microphone] Yo, Kawasaki! Whip me up a little somethin' and rush it to me right away!

Chef Kawasaki

Here you go, sire! Liver and spinach surprise.

How'd he get in here!?

King Dedede

Oh boy! Home cookin'! [sits down to eat Kawasaki's cooking and enjoys it] Mmm. This here dish is delish! Go on. Have a bite.

No thanks, I'm not...

King Dedede

[shoves the liver into the N.M.E. Sales Guy's mouth] You're gonna love it! [laughs]

Escargoon

[as the N.M.E. Sales Guy turns around, unable to handle the taste of Kawasaki's cooking] Bet ya never tasted anything like that!